Posts Tagged ‘please god make it stop’
April 23, 2009
Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.
VIDEO Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.
Tags:9/11 , America , america fuck yeah! , cheesy , even lee greenwood is ashamed , fail , i hate myself , miserable , patriotism , please god make it stop , proud to be an american , sheeple , shitty art with some patriotism slapped on so it'll sell , stab me in the ears , tacky , terrible , USA , video wars , worst music video of all time Uncategorized | Leave a Comment »
April 9, 2009
Good: You can make your own music videos for all to see.
Bad: You can make your own music videos for all to see.
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Tags:british pop , fail , indie music , Music , please god make it stop , please stop singing , pop music , pour bleach in my eyes , stab me in the ears , terrible singers , terrible singing , tweens , UK , worst music videos ever , youtube gives people a false sense of hope Music | Leave a Comment »
March 2, 2009
Discuss. You owe it to yourself to see the whole thing before making a decision.
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Tags:1980's , all we are , canadian bands , hair bands , it's so bad it's good , kim mitchell , mortified , please god make it stop , stab me in the ears , video wars , woeful , worst music video of all time , worst music videos ever Music | 3 Comments »
February 23, 2009
Tags:1980's , a-team , fail , Hip-Hop , mr. t , please god make it stop , Rap , terrible , terrible music videos , treat your mother right , video wars , worst music videos ever Funny , video wars | 3 Comments »
February 19, 2009
From 1978, live on the Jerry Lewis Telethon we present the band Manakin with their song “Something is Locked in My Mind.” Why? Why did this happen?
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Tags:1970s , 1978 , freak show , freakish , freaks , jerry lewis telethon , manakin , no it's not a seizure , please god make it stop , pour bleach in my eyes , stab me in the ears , what the hell is that? , WTF Music | 3 Comments »
February 17, 2009
I hate myself. Watch at your….oh…..I just…….this is almost too much. I challenge you to watch the whole thing. Take 6 pregnant white women from the 80’s, then have them rap about exercising while pregnant, and finally watch as they ruin hip hop for eternity. The last time I was this ashamed to be white was when Michael Jackson was charged a 2nd time for child molestation.
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Tags:awful , bloody awful , child birth , epic fail , exercise , exercising while pregnant , Hip-Hop , miserable , my ears are bleeding , please god make it stop , pour bleach in my eyes , preggo shuffle rap , pregnancy , Rap , simply terrible , when white people rap , woeful , WTF Bizarre | Leave a Comment »
February 11, 2009
This is a potpourri of suckitude.
VIDEO I wonder if Jon has given up?
Tags:american idol , awful , community access program , epic fail , katt productions , mark gormley , mortifying , music videos , phil thomas katt , please god make it stop , pour bleach into my eyes , singer songwriter , Sometimes you shouldn't pursue your dreams , video wars , when youtube goes bad , without you , worst music video ever Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
February 8, 2009
Higher than normal production value for a worse than normal song/video.
VIDEO p.s. Jon, I almost feel bad for this one….
Tags:awful , chris dane owens , Douchebags , epic fail , fan boys , God I hate myself , I just threw up in my mouth , Lord of the Rings , LOTR , medieval times , mortifying , Nerds , no talent ass clown , please god make it stop , pour bleach into my eyes , pwned , ren fair , renaissance fair , video wars , worst music video ever Music | 2 Comments »
January 14, 2009
It’s so terrible that it’s almost beautiful. In a very, very sick way. You must at least watch the end. Quite a finish…..
VIDEO Via The Consumerist
**Update** I just watched this clip again. I hate myself.
Tags:1980's , Airlines , epic , fail , Marketing , my ears are bleeding , please god make it stop , Rap , southwest airlines , train wreck , viral videos , what an awful mess Funny | 1 Comment »
January 6, 2009
Video Wars is coming at you with no mercy in the ’09. The first attack of 2009, courtesy of Reh Dogg. I’m not sure what this song is about…but, before you criticize the vocals, ponder the sentiment of lyricist and performer, Reh Dogg:
This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.
VIDEO Happy New Year, Jon.
Tags:fail , Hip-Hop , indie music , my ears are bleeding , please god make it stop , please stop singing , Rap , reh dogg , some music should stay underground , terrible music , video wars , why must I cry , worst music videos ever , worst music videos of all time , worst videos ever Music | 8 Comments »
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