You know it’s time to lose some weight when….

Pit crew fail

A special dedication to my friend Bob.  This is why he’d never allow me near the track when he races.

Flare gun fail. Why can’t natural selection work?

Take a few idiots, throw in a flare gun, and it’s fodder for this blog.

Man takes on giant snowball. Guess who wins.

The “Preggo Shuffle Rap.” Bleach for your eyes and daggers for your ears while recommended, are not provided.

I hate myself.  Watch at your….oh…..I just…….this is almost too much.  I challenge you to watch the whole thing.  Take 6 pregnant white women from the 80’s, then have them rap about exercising while pregnant, and finally watch as they ruin hip hop for eternity.  The last time I was this ashamed to be white was when Michael Jackson was charged a 2nd time for child molestation.

Video Wars: “Without You” by Mark Gormley

This is a potpourri of suckitude.

I wonder if Jon has given up?

Video Wars: “Shine on Me” by Chris Dane Owens

Higher than normal production value for a worse than normal song/video.

p.s.  Jon, I almost feel bad for this one….

Border Patrol FAIL

That’s some fine police work there, Lou.  Bonus: Yakety Sax score.

Why you don’t let your 14 yr. old drive your brand new Mustang.

Via Fail Blog

Karate Master vs. coconuts. Since it’s on here, you can guess who may have won.

Some European martial arts enthusiast attempts to set a world record for breaking coconuts while on live television.  Notice the apparatus that the coconuts are resting on.