World’s largest skateboarding ramp

Somebody is compensating for something…<wink, wink>

Another great submission from Father Abraham, a former skateboarder that nearly soiled himself up watching this clip.

Three Wolf Moon tshirt: magical powers will be yours

Order yours today from Amazon for anywhere from $9.14 – $15.59.  Read one satisfied customer’s review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

I suspect the shirt may have been targeted by some merry pranksters.  Or maybe I lack faith in the power of the 3 Wolves?  Either way, there are 100’s of funny reviews here.  Check them out.

Thanks to Pye for tipping us to this fantastic product.

“Death Star Canteen” featuring the narration of Eddie Izzard

A very funny Lego skit set to the comedic material of Eddie Izzard discussing what the Death Star’s canteen, or cafeteria, would look like.  NSFW language.

Thanks to Erik for this one….

Best martial-arts fight scene EVER

Just……just awesome.  So very bad that it’s brilliant.  Terrible camera work, inexpensive gore, bad fight choreography, and 1 awesome line delivered after the bad guy has been dispatched.  This is a must watch from the film Undefeatable.

Many, many thanks to Abe for sending this in….

“Boom goes the dynamite,” a once noble expression, will now forever be tainted

Poor dude….nervous as all get out. Broadcasting fail.

Bling: an expensive way to show you have no taste

Long live The Chive! The pics below are from their feature “Rappers Look Lke Idiots with Bling.”

See the full feature here.

Norton Furniture: providing you with credit AND trippy commercials

I laughed..and then I started to feel a bit uncomfortable.

Dismember-Me Zombie plush doll: early Christmas present?

Think Geek proudly brings you a loveable little creature, Dismember-Me Zombie.  Order yours now for only $12.99.  See more here.  I’m not saying you need to be too worried, but you might want to also pick up your Official Zombie Survival Kit, too.  Just sayin…….

Dismember-Me Zombie in action…..

Your Monday morning WTF moment

More random pictures at The Chive

The Martin Jetpack-scrape a $100,000.00 together and it could be yours

Me want.  Available at Martin Jet Pack for only $100,000.00.  This sweet toy allegedly has a range of 31.5 miles at a max speed of 63 mph.  Check out the full technical information here.