Posts Tagged ‘USA’

Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

April 23, 2009

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

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Olympic gymnasts slangin’ Ortega Taco products rather awkwardly.

August 28, 2008

Why does this commercial almost seem like a parody of athletes endorsing products? It reminds me of an 80’s ad. I don’t feel comfortable.

1200 lbs. of cheese carved to make a Statue of Liberty sculpture

August 28, 2008

And captured with time-lapse photography for your viewing pleasure. I wish they hadn’t captured the atrocious music though. This gentleman, Troy Landwehr, is actually referred to as a “Champion Cheese Carver.” Signs you live in an opulent society:

1. Very, very large man.

2. Said large man has time and energy to devote to carving, not eating, a food for public display.

3. Once said sculpture is displayed, the unwashed masses not only don’t stone the large man to death for wasting food, they honor him with the title of “Champion.”

1200 lbs. of cheese+overweight man+Statue of Liberty=

America, F##k Yeah! (extremely NSFW language)

A whole new level of patriotism

July 5, 2008

There’s loving your country, and then there’s Sam Bloomfield, a U.S. citizen who emigrated from Tonga in 1976. More about him and why he loves the U.S. so much here.