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Belgian girl claims she asked for 3 tattoos, but woke up with 56

June 19, 2009

Yes, somehow this girl “fell asleep” while getting her face poked with a tattoo removal and instead of the 3 stars she claims she asked for, she ended up with 56. Either way, why would you mutilate your face with even 3? Something stinks in this story…….Oh, also, look at the pretty tattoo artist.

Tags:bad tattoos, belgian girl, Belgium, body piercing, how to remove tattoos, idiot, lazer surgery, liar, piercings, plugs, pwned, star tattoos, Stupid, Tattoo, tattoo removal, Tattoos, when tattoos go bad
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You know it’s time to lose some weight when….

April 28, 2009

Tags:diets, epic fail, fail, fat people, Funny, obesity, pwned, Stupid
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Hamster wanted in possible abduction of young woman.

February 18, 2009

Tags:anchors, epic, fail, glitch, hamster, local news, Mugshots, newscaster, on air meltdown, pwned, teleprompter, The Smoking Gun, Whoops
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Man takes on giant snowball. Guess who wins.

February 18, 2009

Tags:avalanche, epic fail, Funny, Ouch, pwned, snowball, snowboarding, snowman, that must have hurt, winter
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Slip and Bleed as presented on Nitro Circus

February 15, 2009

This looks a wee bit fun/dangerous.

Tags:action sport, athletes, concussions, crazy, daredevils, head injury, MTV, nitro circus, Ouch, ow, pwned, slip and bleed, slip and die, Slip and slide, stunts, thrill seekers, thrillbillies, thrillbilly, Travis Pastrana, x-games
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“Nailed It-Amazing Casting Auditions”

February 10, 2009

This is so….umm…..line? Oh, right. Awesome!

Tags:acting classes, acting lessons needed, actresses, bad actors, bollywood, call back, callback, casting audtions, casting directors, comedy, david caruso, don't quit your day job, drama student, epic, fail, Funny, hollywood, Lindsey Lohan, nailed it, no talent ass clown, Paris Hilton Drama Academy, pwned, rehersal, talent, tara reid, terrible actresses, terrible auditions, unintentionally funny, why you're still waiting tables
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Video Wars: “Shine on Me” by Chris Dane Owens

February 8, 2009

Higher than normal production value for a worse than normal song/video.

p.s. Jon, I almost feel bad for this one….

Tags:awful, chris dane owens, Douchebags, epic fail, fan boys, God I hate myself, I just threw up in my mouth, Lord of the Rings, LOTR, medieval times, mortifying, Nerds, no talent ass clown, please god make it stop, pour bleach into my eyes, pwned, ren fair, renaissance fair, video wars, worst music video ever
Posted in Music | 2 Comments »

AMAZING tricycle jump.

February 1, 2009

Insane. He almost loses it down the ramp but rights himself and then….wow. The gent’s name is Travis Pastrana. (ignore the text that pops up at the beginning)