Posts Tagged ‘cheesy’

Blockbuster alert: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

May 12, 2009

Must.  See.

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Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

April 23, 2009

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

Creepy…very creepy Amy Grant music video: “It’s Not a Song”

July 10, 2008

I have a longstanding war with a good friend of mine. We send mortifying videos back and forth to one another. He apparently didn’t appreciate my dedicating B4-4’s ghastly video for “Get Down” to him, so he responded in kind with this awful video by Amy Grant. It’s got cheesy music (a must for our long-running feud) as well as 1980’s graphics, and a very bizarre concept which features Amy walking through a junkyard late at night while homeless people go all West-Side story on her ass. Naturally, the video concludes with Amy wandering into a retirement home where the residents have terrifying old person masks. Priceless.

You can thank Jon for this. What he had intended for evil…well, I also intend for evil, but towards all of you that read this.