Posts Tagged ‘NBC’

“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

June 10, 2009

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

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Vice President Joe Biden: Run for the hills people! The flu swine will get ya!

April 30, 2009

I’ve always wondered why on Earth Barack Obama picked Joe Biden to be his VP.  There must have been strategic gains that overcome Biden’s infamous tendency to put his foot in his mouth.  Regardless, it makes for great comedy.  Here’s the Vice President of the United States on the Today Show this morning doing his best to further panic the sheeple over the swine flu.  Stay away from the airplanes and subway cars people.

Public Service Announcements from the Swine flu of 1976-Somehow the world didn’t end then either

April 28, 2009

Keep in mind, while watching this, that there was 1 death from the swine flu of 1976, and 30+ deaths from the swine flu shot. Back in 1976, the U.S. government had to produce these ominous public service announcements on their own.  These days, the media handles that part of it.

Swine flu “Patient Zero” finally identified.

April 28, 2009

doomed

The Chum Master thinks the swine flu is yet another overhyped, media-driven pseudo crisis, but even he had to chuckle at the above image.

Thanks to Mikey for sending this in.

The weirdest interview you’ll see this week.

April 13, 2009

Does owning a costume shop make you weird, or do you have to be weird to want to own a costume shop?  Either way, this is funny.

Fox & Friends+naked skier guy+talk of a Vaseline sponsorship=win

January 13, 2009

I do believe you can become more intelligent by watching these morning shows….watch this clip and you’ll feel smarter already.

Balloonist who crossed U.S. won’t shut up about the abuse of horses.

January 12, 2009

Another hard-hitting report from The Onion News Network. Ballooning should be fun, but this guy just keeps going on and on about the abuse of horses……

Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk with Mike Greenman

January 4, 2009

Hard-hitting coverage from The Onion News Network.  Mike Greenman isn’t making any inroads with the Attractive Girls Union (AGU).  Footage and analysis from the press conference.  1 NSFW word around the 3:00 mark.  Very funny stuff.

That’s what she said-a Michael Scott compilation

September 25, 2008

Every “That’s what she said” from the first 4 seasons of the American version of The Office.  Michael Scott is my hero.

Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008