Ebony Magazine’s prediction of what Michael Jackson would look like in 2000.

Here’s what Ebony Magazine predicted the late Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000. Maybe just a bit off on their prediction.

Ebony’s Prediction

What MJ actually looked like in 2000

Thanks to Izzy via Reason Magazine.

Michael Jackson’s father continues to pimp out his record label

Joe Jackson might the most opportunistic douchebag in history.  That covers a lot of ground, people.  Fresh off his bizarre interview at the BET Awards where he plugged his new record label, Joe couldn’t help but plug is record label again while at a press conference.

Why is Al Sharpton on the stage?  Nevermind, there’s cameras around……

Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

Ridiculous Cleveland news broadcast about a bear in a neighborhood

The reporter decides to utilize some props to help viewers get an idea what a bear in the backyard looks like.

Man-oven love on display in Quiznos commercial

Disturbing is the first adjective that comes to mind watching this commercial for Quiznos “Toasty Torpedo.”  Watch the Quiznos employee glance when he answers the oven’s first question.

Wear a condom to prevent birthing a psychotic madman

That’s pretty much the message of Doc Morris Pharmacies in a new series of ads that will grab your attention at the very least.  Featuring the images of Adolph Hitler, Mao Se-Tung, and Osama Bin Laden, these ads for Grey Condoms are working the historical angle to boost sales.  I wonder if it’s working?

Via AdFreak

The weirdest interview you’ll see this week.

Does owning a costume shop make you weird, or do you have to be weird to want to own a costume shop?  Either way, this is funny.

Warning: Polar bears do NOT like playing patty-cake

The German woman below thought a polar bear at the Berlin Zoo needed a hug. So, she hopped a fence, a “prickly hedge”, and a wall to then jump into the polar bears’ enclosure. She proceeded to swim toward the polar bear when the polar bear did what polar bears do: mauled a weaker, slower potential threat/source of food. Can we already crown the 2009 Idiot of the Year? Huh? Can we?  The woman was pulled out by Berlin Zoo personnel and she remains hospitalized.  Check out the pics and video below.

Via The Daily Mail

Video of rescue attempts by Berlin Zoo personnel

Your Wednesday WTF video: Pro-wrestling’s Gold Dust

I’m not really sure what’s going on here. Actually, I’m not sure I want to know….

WTF Monday: An insane person’s guide to mushrooms

The book cover below is from one of my new favorite blogs, Eat Liver, which hosts various funny, bizarre, and odd pictures collected from around the internet.  The image below certainly fits into that category.  Not sure what the publishers were going for……

See more pictures at  Eat Liver.