Posts Tagged ‘Presidential Race’

Gifts for people you don’t like: McCain (in)Action figures. Bonus: free Obama bobblehead thrown in.

November 7, 2008

Special offer for those of you looking to get your McCain (in)Action figures. Act now and you’ll get a free Obama bobblehead thrown in. User submission, so no context, but seriously, would you actually buy one anyway? Sent in by Izzy.
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**Your Daily Chum Special Offer**

Order now and we’ll throw in the limited edition McCain figure below. This special figurine, Post-Concession Speech” comes from the Restraining the Maverick” collection and intimately captures the moments immediately following McCain’s speech to his sheeple after losing to Barack Obama in the U.S. Presidential election. Limited quantities remain of other top-sellers from the “Restraining the Maverick” series: “F**king Child Looked at Me Funny” and McCain Spots the Nuclear Suitcase.” Act now and bring home these collectibles today!

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30 Foot Obama Dances on Building

November 4, 2008

Oneupweb is a digital marketing agency located in Traverse City, Michigan. The company was supporting Barack Obama in the U.S. Presidential election this year. After having multiple Obama/Biden campaign signs stolen from their property, Oneup employees decided to craft a campaign sign that couldn’t be stolen. People of the world, listen to me now: Never screw with techies. They will take their revenge in ways you and I will never conceptualize. This is one of the most clever collective middle-fingers I’ve seen in sometime.

The Daily Chum is no fan of Obama’s policies, but we hate any form of political intimidation or attempts to suppress others’ right of political expression. Douchebags of all parties: stop screwing with people’s campaign propaganda.

Via The Dogg, who’s been down with The Chum Master since ’88.

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Dancing Obama on building

Homer Simpson has vote stolen, consoles himself with beer. Mmmmmmm…….beer.

November 4, 2008

Election 2008: Black Panthers offer “security” at Philadelphia Polling Place. Police escort them away.

November 4, 2008

White kid with cell phone camera meets 2 Black Panthers who are voluntarily conducting “security” operations at a Philadelphia voting poll. One of the Black Panthers has a club, or cane, in his hand. Hilarity does not ensue. Police are called to escort Panthers away from polling entrance.

Initial confrontation.

Police arrive on the scene.

Post confrontation news report.

Happy Election Day

November 4, 2008

Via Despair, Inc.

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

October 29, 2008

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

October 19, 2008

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Smoke the Vote

October 19, 2008

Courtesy of SomeEcards.

Batman vs. Penguin: the debate you should have been watching.

October 16, 2008

Penguin has my vote.

Republicrat Economic Bailout Plan ignored by mainstream media

October 13, 2008

More sound political advice from Republicrat Presidential-nominee Sean Masterson.  I’m going with the Family Pack.