Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Smoke the Vote

Courtesy of SomeEcards.

Republicrat Economic Bailout Plan ignored by mainstream media

More sound political advice from Republicrat Presidential-nominee Sean Masterson.  I’m going with the Family Pack.

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market to Collapse

There’s nobody to blame but George Bush for the impending collapse of the anti-Bush product market.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention

O’ Hail the Messiah Lord Obama

Now this is an Obama song I can really stand behind. (if you don’t see why Obama’s theme is set to the anthem of the former U.S.S.R., you should crack open some books and read about socialism…you might start to draw some parallels with Lord Obama’s policy ideas.)

I’ll gladly run some McCain parody stuff as well if someone can send it in.

As the election heats up, 1 question remains: Which Star Wars character should you vote for?

All of those designs above can be put on assorted paraphernalia: tshirts, mugs, etc.  Me personally…..I’m voting for Vader if, for nothing else, you know he’ll stick to his guns…saber…whatever.  Point is, if the man says he’ll crush the opposition’s throats, you know he’s being quite literal, public opinion polls be damned.  Statesmen of principle are a rare thing these days.

Thanks to Geekologie for running this story.  Order some of the above designs on your product of choice at Star Wars Election ’08.

The Onion: ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

“I like that Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, you know, but for me, it’s just not enough.”

Perhaps a 3rd party race is warranted?

Dropping your favorite candidates