Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market to Collapse

There’s nobody to blame but George Bush for the impending collapse of the anti-Bush product market.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention

Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks

The Onion News Network is on the case!

Hillary supporter in tears as she painfully discusses how she won’t vote for anyone this election.

Seriously…..like Hillary and Barack are really all that different.

Barack Obama’s running mate gave him a hearty endorsement earlier this year.

I’m no McCain fan either, don’t get me wrong. I get a kick out of how these guys will totally reverse position once something they want is dangled in front of them. Biden seems pretty direct in his criticism of newbie Obama.

The Republicrats-A new party for the people, of the people. Their candidate doesn’t give a shit about anything…or does he? It’s all up to you!

The Republicrats: They’ll do exactly what you tell them to. In fact, they’re soliciting videos from supporters. Candidate Sean Masterson readily admits he has no idea what he’s doing. Also, he’s actively seeking a First Lady with one caveat: no virgins. Check out some of their videos below. Meet the Presidential candidate and his staff. Funny stuff.

Official Republicrats website.

Introducing the Republicrats

Wanted-Republicrats First Lady (No virgins)

Meet Donna White-Republicrat Fund Raiser (hoping for a dead hooker to turn up in the other candidates hotel room)

Meet Lisa Zak-Republicrat Press Secretary (She won Miss Teen Texas at age 22)

Art of Seduction: 120 seconds to Get Elected

This is a concise little example of what politicians resort to in order to win an election.

As the election heats up, 1 question remains: Which Star Wars character should you vote for?

All of those designs above can be put on assorted paraphernalia: tshirts, mugs, etc.  Me personally…..I’m voting for Vader if, for nothing else, you know he’ll stick to his guns…saber…whatever.  Point is, if the man says he’ll crush the opposition’s throats, you know he’s being quite literal, public opinion polls be damned.  Statesmen of principle are a rare thing these days.

Thanks to Geekologie for running this story.  Order some of the above designs on your product of choice at Star Wars Election ’08.

The Onion: ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

“I like that Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, you know, but for me, it’s just not enough.”

Perhaps a 3rd party race is warranted?