Posts Tagged ‘Stupid Politicians’

Just when you think Detroit can’t get any stupider….

March 18, 2009

One of it’s elected officials opens her mouth.

People get the government they deserve. More on the story here.

Sent in by Izzy.

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Auto bailout Promotion Poster

December 10, 2008

Sadly, this about sums it up. Courtesy of Isaac who’s either an atheist or a religious nut depending on the day.

Via the blog at The Big Picture

Sarah Palin interview demonstrates the importance of having a PR rep with you at all times.

December 8, 2008

Watch this whole thing…it goes from bad to worse. You know the cameraperson was stifling laughter the whole time.

Gifts for people you don’t like: McCain (in)Action figures. Bonus: free Obama bobblehead thrown in.

November 7, 2008

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Art of Seduction: 120 seconds to Get Elected

August 8, 2008

This is a concise little example of what politicians resort to in order to win an election.

A sign of (hopefully) things to come: Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick ordered to jail for violated terms of his bond

August 7, 2008

***Update-Friday, 8/8/08-Michigan’s attorney general says he’s bringing assault charges against Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick after the mayor had a physical confrontation with a detective trying to deliver a subpoena.

The mayor faces two counts of assaulting or obstructing a police officer in the furtherance of their duties. Each felony count brings up to 2 years in prison or a fine of $2,000.***

Kwame, Kwame, Kwame, can’t you see

Dirty text got you up in perjury……..

That’s just a little ditty I’m working on. I’m still trying to get the Biggie Smalls’ estate to let me sample “Hypnotize” and I’ll have a hit on my hands for sure.

Anyway, Detroit’s Mayoral Douchebag, Kwame Kilpatrick violated his bond and is on his way to jail.

WOOD TV

DETROIT (AP) — Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, charged with perjury and other felonies for his testimony in a civil trial, was ordered to jail Thursday because he violated his bond by taking a quick trip to Canada without notifying authorities.

Kilpatrick apologized and acknowledged that he made a mistake when he visited Windsor, Ontario, minutes away from Detroit, for city business last month. But 36th District Court Judge Ronald Giles was not moved, saying he needed to treat the mayor like any other defendant.

“What matters to me … is how the court overall is perceived and how if it was not Kwame Kilpatrick sitting in that seat, if it was John Six-Pack sitting in that seat, what would I do? And that answer is simple,” Giles said.

Lest you lose track, Kwame will also find out Friday morning if Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox will press charges against the “mayor” for assault on a detective that attempted to serve Kilpatrick a subpoena. Kwame’s attorney thinks an assault charge against his client is “a done deal.”

American College of Physicians:”Pot is good medicine”-Cops: “Nothing to see here”

May 14, 2008

The second largest professional body of physicians has declared its official support for medical marijuana. Drug cops, bureaucrats, and other moral overlords scramble to stem tide of the U.S. finally coming to its senses.

Put this in your pipe and smoke it

Georgia to ban the sale of pot-flavored candy; Pop Rocks dealer asks friend to hold his backpack “just while we walk down the street”

May 10, 2008

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/16186311/detail.html