Posts Tagged ‘voting’

Homer Simpson has vote stolen, consoles himself with beer. Mmmmmmm…….beer.

November 4, 2008
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Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!

November 4, 2008

Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!

Election 2008: Black Panthers offer “security” at Philadelphia Polling Place. Police escort them away.

November 4, 2008

White kid with cell phone camera meets 2 Black Panthers who are voluntarily conducting “security” operations at a Philadelphia voting poll. One of the Black Panthers has a club, or cane, in his hand. Hilarity does not ensue. Police are called to escort Panthers away from polling entrance.

Initial confrontation.

Police arrive on the scene.

Post confrontation news report.

Happy Election Day

November 4, 2008

Via Despair, Inc.

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

October 29, 2008

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

October 19, 2008

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Smoke the Vote

October 19, 2008

Courtesy of SomeEcards.

Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

September 14, 2008

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

September 11, 2008

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!