Posts Tagged ‘voting’
November 4, 2008
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November 4, 2008
Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!
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November 4, 2008
White kid with cell phone camera meets 2 Black Panthers who are voluntarily conducting “security” operations at a Philadelphia voting poll. One of the Black Panthers has a club, or cane, in his hand. Hilarity does not ensue. Police are called to escort Panthers away from polling entrance.
Initial confrontation.
VIDEO Police arrive on the scene.
VIDEO Post confrontation news report.
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November 4, 2008
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October 29, 2008
Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss. He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent. Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.
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October 19, 2008
Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!
Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.
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October 19, 2008
Courtesy of SomeEcards .
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September 18, 2008
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September 14, 2008
McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.
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September 11, 2008
The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!
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