Posts Tagged ‘third party’

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

October 29, 2008

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

The Onion: ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

July 17, 2008

“I like that Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, you know, but for me, it’s just not enough.”

Perhaps a 3rd party race is warranted?