Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!
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Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!
November 4, 2008Tags:ballots, Barack Obama, Conservatives, conspiracy, Democrats, disenfranchised voters, disenfranchisement, first machine president, Funny, GOP, hacking democracy, historic election, John McCain, Liberals, presidential election 2008, republicans, Sarah Palin, Satire, skynet, The Onion, the onion news network, voter fraud, voters, voting, voting machines
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Election 2008: Black Panthers offer “security” at Philadelphia Polling Place. Police escort them away.
November 4, 2008White kid with cell phone camera meets 2 Black Panthers who are voluntarily conducting “security” operations at a Philadelphia voting poll. One of the Black Panthers has a club, or cane, in his hand. Hilarity does not ensue. Police are called to escort Panthers away from polling entrance.
Initial confrontation.
Police arrive on the scene.
Post confrontation news report.
Tags:Barack Obama, black liberation, black panthers, election 2008, John McCain, philadelphia, phillly, Presidential Race, Sarah Palin, voter fraud, voter intimidation, voters, voting
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Happy Election Day
November 4, 2008
Via Despair, Inc.
Tags:Barack Obama, big government, Bureaucracy Sucks, Bureaucrash, Democrats, despair inc., despair.com, elections, GOP, John McCain, Liberals, Libertarians, Presidential Race, progressives, republicans, U.S., voters, voting
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430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election
September 11, 2008The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!
Tags:ABC, Barack Obama, Campaign, CBS, CNN, Democrats, demographics, elections, Fox, Funny, GOP, groups, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Liberals, msnbc, NBC, Parody, presidential election 2008, Presidential Race, progressives, republicans, Satire, The Onion, voters, voting
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