“Where the Wild Things Are” looks promising

A Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation) film featuring songs by Arcade Fire and a score composed by Carter Burwell and Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Release date: October 16, 2009

Comfort Wipe-a modern solution to “archaic” toilet paper

How on earth have we survived all these 1000’s of years without the Comfort Wipe? I wish this was a spoof.

Dismember-Me Zombie plush doll: early Christmas present?

Think Geek proudly brings you a loveable little creature, Dismember-Me Zombie.  Order yours now for only $12.99.  See more here.  I’m not saying you need to be too worried, but you might want to also pick up your Official Zombie Survival Kit, too.  Just sayin…….

Dismember-Me Zombie in action…..

ABC News reporter owns White House Press Secretary as he attempts to spin Joe Biden’s idiocy

Check out ABC News reporter Jake Tappen call out White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on his pathetic attempt to try and spin Vice President Joe Biden’s comments on avoiding subways and airlines as a means of avoiding the swine flu.  Even the reporters had to laugh at this…..

Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

Vanity plates the DMV didn’t censor

Jalopnik ran photos of 50 vanity plates that somehow received the approval of the Department of Motor Vehicles. Check out a few of the plates below and be sure to see the full collection here.

Make sure you check out the rest of the funny vanity plates.

Sent in by Izzy

Douchebag of the Week: Ping-Pong Pimp

The kid in the red shirt should’ve kicked him in the nuts after this…..

Via FAIL Blog

Now I would’ve stood behind this ticket with confidence.

I want to vote again.

Via Found Shit

Video Wars: “Without You” by Mark Gormley

This is a potpourri of suckitude.

I wonder if Jon has given up?

DJ Revolution-“Man or Machine”

Some nice mixing and scratching.