Ebony Magazine’s prediction of what Michael Jackson would look like in 2000.

Here’s what Ebony Magazine predicted the late Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000. Maybe just a bit off on their prediction.

Ebony’s Prediction

What MJ actually looked like in 2000

Thanks to Izzy via Reason Magazine.

Michael Jackson’s father continues to pimp out his record label

Joe Jackson might the most opportunistic douchebag in history.  That covers a lot of ground, people.  Fresh off his bizarre interview at the BET Awards where he plugged his new record label, Joe couldn’t help but plug is record label again while at a press conference.

Why is Al Sharpton on the stage?  Nevermind, there’s cameras around……

Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

Comfort Wipe-a modern solution to “archaic” toilet paper

How on earth have we survived all these 1000’s of years without the Comfort Wipe? I wish this was a spoof.

Your Tuesday WTF video

This is disturbing on several levels.  Stare into his eyes, and I dare you to not find yourself drawn to this mysterious stranger.  See more random nonsensical videos and pictures at Picture is Unrelated.  NSFW lyrics.

Courtesy of Jonathon…he obviously doesn’t like any of you if he’d want this posted.

Seattle’s Gum Wall deemed one world’s germiest attractions. USA! USA! USA!

A bizarre tradition at Seattle’s Market Theatre in Post Alley has turned into a fascinating yet very germy attraction: a giant wall of gum. In the 1990s, visitors began sticking their gum to the wall while waiting in line, resulting in a colorful and somewhat stomach-turning sight after more than a decade of gum gathering. Some intrepid visitors have even molded shapes and faces out of their masticated gum. One TripAdvisor traveler reminds us, “Don’t forget to contribute to the gum wall!”

Full list of the Top 5 Germiest World Attractions

WTF Tuesday: A modern day Mozart

Courtesy of The Chive where you can see more lovely people at their feature, “These People Exist.”

Knives (of unspecified origins) vs. Cops (of Canadien origin)

Very odd training video from Canada, detailing the dangers to cops from knives.

Man-oven love on display in Quiznos commercial

Disturbing is the first adjective that comes to mind watching this commercial for Quiznos “Toasty Torpedo.”  Watch the Quiznos employee glance when he answers the oven’s first question.

The weirdest interview you’ll see this week.

Does owning a costume shop make you weird, or do you have to be weird to want to own a costume shop?  Either way, this is funny.