Auto bailout Promotion Poster

Sadly, this about sums it up. Courtesy of Isaac who’s either an atheist or a religious nut depending on the day.

Via the blog at The Big Picture

Sarah Palin interview demonstrates the importance of having a PR rep with you at all times.

Watch this whole thing…it goes from bad to worse. You know the cameraperson was stifling laughter the whole time.

2008 Election: Nintendo style

You can almost never go wrong incorporating Super Mario Bros. into whatever you’re doing. Nice work, here.

Gifts for people you don’t like: McCain (in)Action figures. Bonus: free Obama bobblehead thrown in.

Special offer for those of you looking to get your McCain (in)Action figures. Act now and you’ll get a free Obama bobblehead thrown in. User submission, so no context, but seriously, would you actually buy one anyway? Sent in by Izzy.

**Your Daily Chum Special Offer**

Order now and we’ll throw in the limited edition McCain figure below. This special figurine, “Post-Concession Speech” comes from the “Restraining the Maverick” collection and intimately captures the moments immediately following McCain’s speech to his sheeple after losing to Barack Obama in the U.S. Presidential election. Limited quantities remain of other top-sellers from the “Restraining the Maverick” series: “F**king Child Looked at Me Funny” and “McCain Spots the Nuclear Suitcase.” Act now and bring home these collectibles today!

New McCain/Palin romance novel rockets to #1 spot on NY Times bestseller list.

Thanks to Ellie for the reader submission.  I look for a Lifetime movie coming out before Christmas.

Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!

Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!

Happy Election Day

Via Despair, Inc.

Retro-Campaigning: Michael Dukakis for President commerical from1988

This campaign commercial reminds me of one of the old Miller Lite ads.

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.