Archive for June, 2008

Dimitri the Lover-By far the creepiest douchebag you’re likely to ever hear about

June 28, 2008

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.

From EyeWeekly.com

In the summer of 2004, a newly single professional in his early forties wanted to sleep with as many women as possible. Sex being above all other considerations — time, money, shame — he took on the persona “Dimitri the Lover” and drafted a general sexual proposition for any “attractive, intelligent woman” who happened to read it. He printed a few thousand posters and hired a postering company. Together they placed them all over the city, from family-oriented neighbourhoods like the Beaches (where mothers’ groups ripped them down en masse) to York University campus (which alerted the police).

“I got dozens of responses. Dozens. And fucked maybe 20 women, something like that. Not a lot,” Dimitri tells me. Of course, most people who saw the poster thought it was a joke. I did, until Dimitri hit on me in Starbucks two years later. I was taken aback, mostly because of the way he looked: tall and broad-shouldered, with dark, gelled-back hair. A stranger on the street might nickname him “Dimitri the Lover” as a joke.

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The Smoking Gun’s weekly mug shot roundup-June 27, 2008

June 28, 2008

Maybe I really do need to make better choices?

The Website is Down-Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

June 28, 2008

Very funny, and scarily accurate. I worked in IT sales a few years back, and the tension between the IT guys and sales/corporate was a constant source of hilarity.

Some NSFW language.

Limber little kids can rollerskate under cars

June 27, 2008

There’s 2, 334 laws against this in the UK. Thankfully, the Nanny State mentality hasn’t infiltrated India just yet, or we’d never get to watch these clips.

A story on CNN about this young boy’s attempt to set a new record for rollerskating under cars.

Nirvana performing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” on MTV’s Unplugged

June 27, 2008

A great cover of the Leadbelly classic. My friend’s mom used to sing this to him and his brothers to get them to fall asleep. How they ever managed to fall asleep after hearing the lyrics, I’m not sure….

Tim McGraw boots redneck, sorry, fan, from his concert for harassing a woman. Axl Rose laughs at how Tim handles a bad fan.

June 27, 2008

A statement issued by representatives from Tim McGraw’s management:

“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

That dude is no small emo boy, either, quite a sizable redneck. Tim handled it rather well, all things considered.

Now, here’s how you handle an unruly fan, a classic demonstration by Axl Rose, lead singer of Guns’N Roses. During a show in St. Louis in 1991, Rose became irate because a fan in the crowd was taking his picture. Rose asked security to remove the fan and or camera, and when they didn’t move quick enough, he jumped into the crowd to handle the situation. You can see a few blows exchanged, and then the situation just goes haywire.

Cloverfield sequel on hold

June 27, 2008

Cloverfield Sequel On Hold

Matt Reeves, who directed the monster thriller Cloverfield, told SCI FI Wire that plans for a sequel film have been put on hold until the filmmakers can come up with an idea as interesting as the original.

“The thing that we sort of promised ourselves is we only wanted to do another one if we could come up with something that felt as fresh to us to make as that one did,” Reeves said in an interview at the Saturn Awards in Universal City, Calif., on June 24, where he received the Filmmaker’s Showcase Award.

Reeves added: “We’re still kind of toying with what it’s going to be and whether or not we’re going to find something that will be as exciting for us to make and, hopefully, for an audience to watch. So we’ll see. It’s really in the baby, baby stages. And right now it’s definitely on hold until we come up with what that would be.”

Press reports have suggested that some of the ideas for the next film include a prequel that would go into the backstory of the creature that attacks New York in the original or a parallel story set on the same night with different characters. Reeves said that both of those ideas have been under discussion.

“We did talk about that, and I think that we would find some way, if we did it,” he said. “Some of the ideas we’ve come up with reference this idea and reference the film, so that there is a sense that it’s related to this film. But it would be different. I would need [it] to be really different.”

Meanwhile, Reeves has been talking about other potential ideas with producer J.J. Abrams and writer Drew Goddard that aren’t necessarily related to Cloverfield.

“We have a couple ideas,” Reeves said. “We have a couple pretty exciting ideas, but it’s in the very, very early stages of that. And whether or not that will develop into something that we want to do is really unclear at this point. But as long as J.J. and Drew and I come up with something that seems worth doing, then I think we’ll do it.” –Cindy White
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Shit happens: Manure thief falls into dung, flees nude.

June 27, 2008

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.”

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

“The women can get their clothes back from the local police station — unwashed,” the spokesman added.

(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by Matthew Jones)
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Facebook Gangsta music video

June 26, 2008

Freakin’ hilarious….because it’s true.

Some NSFW language.

Worst NBA lottery picks of all time

June 26, 2008

The top 14 worst NBA lottery picks according to ESPN.com. Only 1 Detroit Piston listed. Damn you Darko……

#1 ranked Worst NBA Lottery pick of all time-Kwame Brown

Full list here

Here’s a video of Darko Milicic, #2 Worst Lottery pick, after his Serbian national team lost to Greece in the 2007 Eurobasket 2007. He was super pissed and promised a rather vulgar, and specific revenge on the referees and their families. He’s got fire, this kid. NSFW subtitles.