Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

June 10, 2009

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

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Vice President Joe Biden: Run for the hills people! The flu swine will get ya!

April 30, 2009

I’ve always wondered why on Earth Barack Obama picked Joe Biden to be his VP.  There must have been strategic gains that overcome Biden’s infamous tendency to put his foot in his mouth.  Regardless, it makes for great comedy.  Here’s the Vice President of the United States on the Today Show this morning doing his best to further panic the sheeple over the swine flu.  Stay away from the airplanes and subway cars people.

Now I would’ve stood behind this ticket with confidence.

February 26, 2009

I want to vote again.

Via Found Shit

Behind the scenes at Obama’s inaugural ball

January 29, 2009

Now that’s some bi-partisanship there for ya.

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Can you burn images of the President-Elect before he takes office? What’s Iranian for “Yes we can”?

January 13, 2009

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Because these Iranian demonstrators just lack basic hardliner etiquette.  Tsk, tsk.  Apparently, these demonstrators are angry about…..oh, like it matters anymore.

Via Yahoo.

Auto bailout Promotion Poster

December 10, 2008

Sadly, this about sums it up. Courtesy of Isaac who’s either an atheist or a religious nut depending on the day.

Via the blog at The Big Picture

Sarah Palin interview demonstrates the importance of having a PR rep with you at all times.

December 8, 2008

Watch this whole thing…it goes from bad to worse. You know the cameraperson was stifling laughter the whole time.

2008 Election: Nintendo style

November 11, 2008

You can almost never go wrong incorporating Super Mario Bros. into whatever you’re doing. Nice work, here.

Barack Obama victim of nation’s continued racism after receiving the worst job in the country.

November 11, 2008

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Black man given nation’s worst job

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation’s broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, “It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can’t catch a break.”

Another beauty from The Onion.

Obama win causes obsessive backers to realize how empty their lives are.

November 10, 2008

Got to love The Onion…