Who knew coming up with Snapple Cap facts could be so stressful

Very NSFW language.  From the Upright Citizens Brigade.

Facebook Manners

Watch what happens when Timmy and Alice fail to practice good Facebook manners.  Sad…so very sad.

We love Cleveland tourism videos, pt. 2

Yesterday’s Cleveland tourism video was such cinematic brilliance we decided to feature the second video. This video will inspire you yet again with a renewed love of your hometown. Well, again, not if you live in Detroit though. Sorry residents of D-town.

Both Cleveland videos sent in by Levi, a brave man waging a battle against IWS. We’ll be having a candlelight vigil in support of his plight next week. Show your support by burning a tiny little nub of a candle in Levi’s honor.

Cleveland tourism video will make you appreciate your hometown

Unless you live in Detroit that is.  Funny video by comedian Mike Polk.

Sent in by Levi, a brave man who continues to hold out hope for a cure to his crippling IWS condition.  Stay strong, buddy.

Eminem and Jimmy Kimmel team up for a hot single, “Briefcase Joe.”

Videogame Theater presents “Pac-Man: The Insatiable Hunger”

Like so many other celebrities, Pac-Man’s fame came at a price.  Bonus trailers at the end for the upcoming features on Q-Bert, Mario vs. Donkey Kong, and Frogger…who is apparently a terrorist.  Mildly amusing.  Check out this live action version of the Pac Man story here.

“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

“The Astounding World of the Future”

See this recently unearthed film from the 1950’s detailing what life would be like in the year 2000.  Such persepective it offers. Winner of the New York Comedy Film Festival’s “Best Short Film” award.

“Big Man Japan”

Big Man Japan is a spoof on Japanese monster films.  Looks like it could be funny enough……

Three Wolf Moon tshirt: magical powers will be yours

Order yours today from Amazon for anywhere from $9.14 – $15.59.  Read one satisfied customer’s review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

I suspect the shirt may have been targeted by some merry pranksters.  Or maybe I lack faith in the power of the 3 Wolves?  Either way, there are 100’s of funny reviews here.  Check them out.

Thanks to Pye for tipping us to this fantastic product.