Posts Tagged ‘WT’

Redneck Innovations: Homemade “lion” to guard your garage

June 12, 2009

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Three Wolf Moon tshirt: magical powers will be yours

May 20, 2009

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Order yours today from Amazon for anywhere from $9.14 – $15.59.  Read one satisfied customer’s review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

I suspect the shirt may have been targeted by some merry pranksters.  Or maybe I lack faith in the power of the 3 Wolves?  Either way, there are 100’s of funny reviews here.  Check them out.

Thanks to Pye for tipping us to this fantastic product.

Kids atv-24 volts of POWER!

April 7, 2009

Kind of funny.  If only  the boy was wearing a wife beater and the girl had a terrible bleach job showing her roots.  Then it would have truly captured the spirit of power machines……or my family reunion.

Thanks to Pye for this one.  He claimed he hated the commercial but it was only because he’s too big to fit into the mini-vehicle he bought….

Redneck Inventions

February 8, 2009

Budweiser, not necessity, is the mother of these inventions.

The Redneck Camper

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The Homemade Tree Swing

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Redneck Wedding Dresses (probably not an invention, but I couldn’t pass these up)

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Cooler Racing

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The Modified Defroster

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The Discus Throw

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The Motorcycle Transport

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The Motorcycle Sidecar

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Sent in by Vitamin E

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

February 3, 2009

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.