Facebook Manners

Watch what happens when Timmy and Alice fail to practice good Facebook manners.  Sad…so very sad.

“Love Story”-the timeless tale of what a man will do to win back his lost love

Kind of epic in a way..I suppose.  The gentleman featured in the video wrote, directed, and starred in this video which was intended to win back his lost love..by moving a lot of hay,  rocks, and tractor tires.  Tried and true methods gents, pay attention.  Hey, at least it features “When I See You Smile” by Bad English.  Who?  Just watch already….it’s good for a laugh or two.

An Interview with Cupid

It’s not an easy job…

Beware of the Doghouse!

Husbands and boyfriends, we do hope you aren’t stuck in the doghouse after your gifts were opened this Christmas.  Consider this video a PSA.

Courtesy of Vitamin E, who is honestly trying to help you men.

Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk with Mike Greenman

Hard-hitting coverage from The Onion News Network.  Mike Greenman isn’t making any inroads with the Attractive Girls Union (AGU).  Footage and analysis from the press conference.  1 NSFW word around the 3:00 mark.  Very funny stuff.

“Redneck video dating disaster” or “How to NOT win back your ex-girlfriend”

Perhaps this is a hoax? I really hope it’s not……so stinking funny. I don’t think Randy understands the concept of video dating. It sounds like he found out Janice, his ex-girlfriend, was using a video dating service to find new suitors. So, Randy did what we’d all do in his situation. He goes to the video dating service and makes a tape just describing Janice. Great intentions, but very, very poor execution.

Randy should’ve tried the Ex-Girlfriend Guru’s methods.

NSFW language.

Win your ex-girlfriend back for only $47

“Discover Dirty Psychological Tricks To Quickly & Easily Win A Girlfriend Back After A Breakup…”

Such is the claim of Ex Girlfriend Guru Matt Huston. His system for winning back an ex-girlfriend claims to have an 83.6% success rate. 1 of my favorite courses in grad school was “Data Analysis.” Boring, sure, but it was quite insightful in demonstrating how incredibly easy it is to make just about any set of numbers you collect say just about whatever you want it to say.

The Guru’s system claims to solve 2 of your problems:

1. You’re going to get your ex girlfriend back.

2. After you get her back, you’re going to “train” her to treat you like a King.

Included in this package is the book “Ex2-How to Win Your Girlfriend Back” and a sure to be controversial guide to female psychology titled “Train Your Girlfriend.” Highlights from “Train Your Girlfriend” include:

Learn the little known method for “training” your girlfriend to behave in all the right ways. Say goodbye to bratty, bitchy mood swings for good! (See Pages #39 – 45)

The #1 most important thing ALL MEN must know before getting into a relationship. (See Page #13)

Discover the key to keeping your girlfriend attracted to you for as long as you want. Adopt these powerful secrets and you’ll be batting women off you like mosquitoes on blood. (See Page #19)

How to virtually “cheat proof” your girlfriend so she’ll become super loyal, very quickly. (See Page #33)

Ck. out the whole system at ExGirlfriendGuru.com

“Nightmare Online Dater” resurfaces on Dr. Phil’s show

Last fall Gawker.com ran a very funny story on John Fitzgerald Page. Basically, John sort of lashed out at a woman on an internet dating site that wasn’t interested in him. Here’s his response when informed by the woman that they simply weren’t a match.

I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards – not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don’t blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel’s Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren’t any more of those!
Regards,

John

John resurfaced in May on “The Dr. Phil Show” for a show about men with big egos. (the irony of Dr. Phil hosting such a show isn’t lost on us here). For a great laugh, click on the following link and read and watch the exquisite douchebaggery. It’s breathtaking.