Posts Tagged ‘msnbc’

“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

June 10, 2009

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

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Public Service Announcements from the Swine flu of 1976-Somehow the world didn’t end then either

April 28, 2009

Keep in mind, while watching this, that there was 1 death from the swine flu of 1976, and 30+ deaths from the swine flu shot. Back in 1976, the U.S. government had to produce these ominous public service announcements on their own.  These days, the media handles that part of it.

Swine flu “Patient Zero” finally identified.

April 28, 2009

doomed

The Chum Master thinks the swine flu is yet another overhyped, media-driven pseudo crisis, but even he had to chuckle at the above image.

Thanks to Mikey for sending this in.

How to make the news more intersting: Auto-Tune

April 27, 2009

Auto-Tune certainly would help the news sound a lot more interesting.

Fox & Friends+naked skier guy+talk of a Vaseline sponsorship=win

January 13, 2009

I do believe you can become more intelligent by watching these morning shows….watch this clip and you’ll feel smarter already.

Balloonist who crossed U.S. won’t shut up about the abuse of horses.

January 12, 2009

Another hard-hitting report from The Onion News Network. Ballooning should be fun, but this guy just keeps going on and on about the abuse of horses……

Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk with Mike Greenman

January 4, 2009

Hard-hitting coverage from The Onion News Network.  Mike Greenman isn’t making any inroads with the Attractive Girls Union (AGU).  Footage and analysis from the press conference.  1 NSFW word around the 3:00 mark.  Very funny stuff.

Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

November 16, 2008

“If you love America, you throw money in its hole.” The Onion News Network poses questions

Via Izzy, who would prefer you dump that money in his backyard instead to feed his addiction to the Detroit Lions.

Obama win causes obsessive backers to realize how empty their lives are.

November 10, 2008

Got to love The Onion…

Forgetting the reason for the season: Has Halloween been over-commercialized?

October 30, 2008

The Onion News Network explores an emotional topic.

Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.