Posts Tagged ‘Conservatives’

Sarah Palin interview demonstrates the importance of having a PR rep with you at all times.

December 8, 2008

Watch this whole thing…it goes from bad to worse. You know the cameraperson was stifling laughter the whole time.

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Homer Simpson has vote stolen, consoles himself with beer. Mmmmmmm…….beer.

November 4, 2008

New McCain/Palin romance novel rockets to #1 spot on NY Times bestseller list.

November 4, 2008

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Thanks to Ellie for the reader submission.  I look for a Lifetime movie coming out before Christmas.

Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!

November 4, 2008

Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

October 29, 2008

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

October 19, 2008

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Smoke the Vote

October 19, 2008

Courtesy of SomeEcards.

Batman vs. Penguin: the debate you should have been watching.

October 16, 2008

Penguin has my vote.

Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

September 14, 2008

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.