Posts Tagged ‘Babies’

Where babies come from

May 3, 2009

Ohhhhhhhhhhh……..now they tell me.

Via Whip it Out Comedy

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“House Poor”-Episode 1

November 6, 2008

“House Poor” starring and written by actor and writer of “The Office” Mindy Kaling.

More clever (cringeworthy?) costumes.

October 29, 2008

Check these and more out at Mental Floss.

Because it’s Never too Early to Raise a Skank: High Heels for Babies

September 12, 2008

You know…..well….oh, man…this is just pathetic.  For only $35.00 you too can dress up your infant daughter too look like a bar skank.  So precious.  Novelty STD testing kit sold separately.

extremely funny, completely soft
shoes for babies 0-6 months
designed to look like high heels

Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels!  Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.

Heelarious Official Website

Getting A Baby to Sleep: Binkie Bomb

September 10, 2008

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  I had this exact situation happen to my last week, only it wasn’t my kid’s room I ended up in, it was my neighbor’s bedroom.  Also, it wasn’t a binkie I threw, but their cat.  Similar results though, everyone stopped crying.  Wow, I need some more sleep….

Stewie Griffin reflects on escaping the womb.

August 18, 2008

5 yr. old boy slips out of daycare, goes to Hooters

July 27, 2008

He heard they had good wings.

Story and video here.

Pitbull bites toddler so mom decides to handle the situation

July 21, 2008

I can understand this lady’s anger.  Now, if she’d give up smoking around her 2 yr. old, she could protect him all the more.  Bonus: she’s missing a shoe after attacking the pitbull owner.

Mean dad pulls a prank on his son

July 17, 2008

Baby wigs: when dressing up your pets just isn’t cutting it

July 17, 2008

BabyToupee.com brings you a line of baby wigs. “Small wigs for small people” is their slogan. Equally funny and creepy, these wigs sell for $21.99.

Check out the collection of customers’ kids all dressed up in the Gallery.