Posts Tagged ‘CNN’

Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

June 29, 2009

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

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“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

June 10, 2009

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

Vice President Joe Biden: Run for the hills people! The flu swine will get ya!

April 30, 2009

I’ve always wondered why on Earth Barack Obama picked Joe Biden to be his VP.  There must have been strategic gains that overcome Biden’s infamous tendency to put his foot in his mouth.  Regardless, it makes for great comedy.  Here’s the Vice President of the United States on the Today Show this morning doing his best to further panic the sheeple over the swine flu.  Stay away from the airplanes and subway cars people.

Public Service Announcements from the Swine flu of 1976-Somehow the world didn’t end then either

April 28, 2009

Keep in mind, while watching this, that there was 1 death from the swine flu of 1976, and 30+ deaths from the swine flu shot. Back in 1976, the U.S. government had to produce these ominous public service announcements on their own.  These days, the media handles that part of it.

Swine flu “Patient Zero” finally identified.

April 28, 2009

doomed

The Chum Master thinks the swine flu is yet another overhyped, media-driven pseudo crisis, but even he had to chuckle at the above image.

Thanks to Mikey for sending this in.

How to make the news more intersting: Auto-Tune

April 27, 2009

Auto-Tune certainly would help the news sound a lot more interesting.

Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk with Mike Greenman

January 4, 2009

Hard-hitting coverage from The Onion News Network.  Mike Greenman isn’t making any inroads with the Attractive Girls Union (AGU).  Footage and analysis from the press conference.  1 NSFW word around the 3:00 mark.  Very funny stuff.

Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

November 16, 2008

“If you love America, you throw money in its hole.” The Onion News Network poses questions

Via Izzy, who would prefer you dump that money in his backyard instead to feed his addiction to the Detroit Lions.

Obama win causes obsessive backers to realize how empty their lives are.

November 10, 2008

Got to love The Onion…

Forgetting the reason for the season: Has Halloween been over-commercialized?

October 30, 2008

The Onion News Network explores an emotional topic.

Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.