Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark. Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen. Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in. Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end. He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.
The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
I’ve always wondered why on Earth Barack Obama picked Joe Biden to be his VP. There must have been strategic gains that overcome Biden’s infamous tendency to put his foot in his mouth. Regardless, it makes for great comedy. Here’s the Vice President of the United States on the Today Show this morning doing his best to further panic the sheeple over the swine flu. Stay away from the airplanes and subway cars people.
Keep in mind, while watching this, that there was 1 death from the swine flu of 1976, and 30+ deaths from the swine flu shot. Back in 1976, the U.S. government had to produce these ominous public service announcements on their own. These days, the media handles that part of it.
Hard-hitting coverage from The Onion News Network. Mike Greenman isn’t making any inroads with the Attractive Girls Union (AGU). Footage and analysis from the press conference. 1 NSFW word around the 3:00 mark. Very funny stuff.
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