Posts Tagged ‘progressives’

Gifts for people you don’t like: McCain (in)Action figures. Bonus: free Obama bobblehead thrown in.

November 7, 2008

Special offer for those of you looking to get your McCain (in)Action figures. Act now and you’ll get a free Obama bobblehead thrown in. User submission, so no context, but seriously, would you actually buy one anyway? Sent in by Izzy.
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**Your Daily Chum Special Offer**

Order now and we’ll throw in the limited edition McCain figure below. This special figurine, Post-Concession Speech” comes from the Restraining the Maverick” collection and intimately captures the moments immediately following McCain’s speech to his sheeple after losing to Barack Obama in the U.S. Presidential election. Limited quantities remain of other top-sellers from the “Restraining the Maverick” series: “F**king Child Looked at Me Funny” and McCain Spots the Nuclear Suitcase.” Act now and bring home these collectibles today!

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Homer Simpson has vote stolen, consoles himself with beer. Mmmmmmm…….beer.

November 4, 2008

Happy Election Day

November 4, 2008

Via Despair, Inc.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

October 19, 2008

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

September 14, 2008

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market to Collapse

September 14, 2008

There’s nobody to blame but George Bush for the impending collapse of the anti-Bush product market.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

September 11, 2008

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!

Sarah Palin Action Figures Available Now

September 9, 2008

Hero Builders bring you the Sarah Palin action figure. Comes with hunting rifle and baby carriage.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention

September 9, 2008