Posts Tagged ‘guido’

2008 Douchies-See the biggest Douchebags of 2008

January 6, 2009

From one of our favorite blogs, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, comes the 2008 Douchies. These awards highlight the biggest douchebags of 2008. Here’s just a small sampling, and be sure to check out the full list at Hot Chicks with Douchebags, a must read for everyone looking for a good laugh.

**Warning:  Doctors draw a strong parallel between staring at the sun and staring at these douchebags; while both may cause blindness, only these douchebags can transfer STD’s with their gaze.  You’ve been warned.**

Hot Chick with Douchebag of the Year:The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott


Most Innovative New Douche Maneuver: Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal

Douchiest Facial Hair: The Blowfish

Orangest Orange: Millenium ‘Bag

Full list of awards here.

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“Douchebag” by Runawaybox

January 1, 2009

Not a bad description.

The Smoking Gun’s weekly mugshot roundup

November 16, 2008

Why are there so many of these tshirts with lettering in mugshots? My fellow caucasians, we can do better than this. Throw on a polo-shirt every once in awhile before you’re arrested, ok?  Stop dragging us all down.

More winners here.

The Egyptian “Hulk”

November 11, 2008

You really have to see this to believe it. Ck. out just a small sampling of what this amazing man can do.

This is the “Incredible Hulk” or the Samson of our times. He got married 28 times and has fathered 35 sons and daughters…. Medical tests have proven that his strength equals 260 horsepower. He can bend a metal coin with his eye socket or his tongue. Then he breaks it in two with his bare hands. Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah is a gifted man.

Allah has bestowed upon him great strength, but he uses it only to do good. This is a man on whom Allah has bestowed the strength of 30,000 men, or 260 horsepower. Allah has also blessed him with a faithful and humble heart, as well as good values and self-restraint.

Via Geekologie

Powerthirst: an energy drink made with REAL LIGHTNING!

November 9, 2008

I could use this during the work week. NSFW language (only 1 word)

Courtesy of EJ, who also is made with real lightning.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags-Life choices

November 3, 2008

Shelly’s Poor Life Choice

Somewhere, deep within her primordial subconscious, Shelly suddenly senses that she may have made a poor life choice.

We here at Your Daily Chum are huge fans of one of the funniest blogs on the internet, Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Bags combines some of the best elements of a blog: user-submitted content, snarky writing and comments, and an unabashed desire to expose douchebaggery everywhere. (the last part is kind of easy as douchebags, like telemarketers, are seemingly without shame and thus they practical beg to be found)

Check out Hot Chicks with Douchebags as they update their content almost daily.

Guido catches transformer exploding, episode of The Sopranos on cable.

October 14, 2008

NSFW language.  This would’ve been pretty cool to see live.

It’s been awhile…Hot Chicks with Douchebags

September 2, 2008

Enjoy the start of the work week by taking comfort you’re not either of these Douchebags. From one of my favorite blogs, Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

You can never go wrong with “Hot Chicks with Douchebags”

July 10, 2008

Oompa Loompa in da club, y’all! Fake tan: ck. Multiple-belts: ck. Sagging pants: ck. Pulling up own shirt to reveal abs: super bonus. With all those holes in his jeans, though, where does he make sure he doesn’t drop his roofies? Thanks to our friends at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com

A cultural trainwreck: “Get Down on U” music video by B4-4

July 9, 2008

This is almost too much.  It’s got it all, guidos, oompa loompas, horrible boy band music, obligatory sports and beach montages, and a hint of “teacher/student” sex scandal with the way the ladies on the beach are into the little kid.  Seriously, you need to watch this, but at the same time, you may feel a bit off for a few hrs.

p.s.  This is a special dedication to my friends Jon and Izzy…although I’m not sure how much longer our friendship can survive me assailing their senses with videos like this.