Guido androgyny

What the hell is going on in New Jersey these days?

Via The Chive

Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks?

The Onion News Network assembles panelists to discuss  how shows like “Flavor of Love” are impacting the self-esteem of skanks across the nation.  A few NSFW words.

2008 Douchies-See the biggest Douchebags of 2008

From one of our favorite blogs, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, comes the 2008 Douchies. These awards highlight the biggest douchebags of 2008. Here’s just a small sampling, and be sure to check out the full list at Hot Chicks with Douchebags, a must read for everyone looking for a good laugh.

**Warning:  Doctors draw a strong parallel between staring at the sun and staring at these douchebags; while both may cause blindness, only these douchebags can transfer STD’s with their gaze.  You’ve been warned.**

Hot Chick with Douchebag of the Year:The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott

Most Innovative New Douche Maneuver: Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal

Douchiest Facial Hair: The Blowfish

Orangest Orange: Millenium ‘Bag

Full list of awards here.

Because it’s Never too Early to Raise a Skank: High Heels for Babies

You know…..well….oh, man…this is just pathetic.  For only $35.00 you too can dress up your infant daughter too look like a bar skank.  So precious.  Novelty STD testing kit sold separately.

extremely funny, completely soft
shoes for babies 0-6 months
designed to look like high heels

Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels!  Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.

Heelarious Official Website

You can never go wrong with “Hot Chicks with Douchebags”

Oompa Loompa in da club, y’all! Fake tan: ck. Multiple-belts: ck. Sagging pants: ck. Pulling up own shirt to reveal abs: super bonus. With all those holes in his jeans, though, where does he make sure he doesn’t drop his roofies? Thanks to our friends at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com