Posts Tagged ‘Ghetto’

Don’t get busted selling cocaine while getting your hair done.

June 21, 2009

Because you can end up looking like this.  The gentleman above took a time out from the barbershop to go and (allegedly) sell some crack cocaine.  Police didn’t even allow him to get his braids finished before booking.  Man, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a 1000 times.  Selling narcotics can wait until after you’ve had your hair fully braided….or your wax done.  What?  Too much?  Look, you’ll thank me one day.

Via Evansville Courier & Press

Bling: an expensive way to show you have no taste

May 18, 2009

Long live The Chive! The pics below are from their feature “Rappers Look Lke Idiots with Bling.”

See the full feature here.

An unshaven chest is just a canvas waiting to be used…..

April 5, 2009

The Chive is one of of our new favorite blogs.  They post a wide range of reader-submitted photos which are typically hilarious and/or disturbing.   See samples below from a feature they ran February titled, “Shaved Body Hair Designs.” Kind of self-explanatory……

Sometimes rednecks make it so easy to make fun of them that it’s not even fun.

Well I don’t really see what’s odd about this one

“Untitled”

Be sure to check out the full collection of shaved body hair designs here.

The Bulletproof Weave: Coming to hoods everywhere?

February 22, 2009

This lady’s weave stopped a .40 caliber bullet.  Hair her story.  (sorry)

“I’ve invested a lot of money into this weave and it saved my life.”

2008 Douchies-See the biggest Douchebags of 2008

January 6, 2009

From one of our favorite blogs, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, comes the 2008 Douchies. These awards highlight the biggest douchebags of 2008. Here’s just a small sampling, and be sure to check out the full list at Hot Chicks with Douchebags, a must read for everyone looking for a good laugh.

**Warning:  Doctors draw a strong parallel between staring at the sun and staring at these douchebags; while both may cause blindness, only these douchebags can transfer STD’s with their gaze.  You’ve been warned.**

Hot Chick with Douchebag of the Year:The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott


Most Innovative New Douche Maneuver: Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal

Douchiest Facial Hair: The Blowfish

Orangest Orange: Millenium ‘Bag

Full list of awards here.

A video tour of dead Detroit

October 22, 2008

Not so pretty.

Divorce is no laughing matter….unless it’s on Divorce Court, and then it’s often hilarious.

September 15, 2008

These even make the Honorable (?) Judge Lynn Toler crack up.

Replacement teeth are nothing to skimp on.

Too clever for their own good: funny kids names.

It’s been awhile…Hot Chicks with Douchebags

September 2, 2008

Enjoy the start of the work week by taking comfort you’re not either of these Douchebags. From one of my favorite blogs, Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Detroit house is yours for $1

August 14, 2008

The After…err…Rebirth of Detroit continues. For more than my Speedway coffee this morning, I could own this house. Well, this shell I should say. Everything of worth has been stripped out. Oh, also, I’d have to pay almost $4,000 in back taxes. Houses around the fine metropolitan area of Detroit can be bought for a few hundred dollars.

“My 14-year-old son could buy a block of Detroit property,” said Ann Laciura, senior servicing specialist for the Bearing Group.

With a mayor that’s going to trial for both felony perjury and assault on a police officer AND competitive real estate prices, who wouldn’t want to live in Detroit?

American Ingenuity

August 14, 2008

Sent in by Jon in the hopes that I won’t post any more awful music videos.  His gesture is futile.