Posts Tagged ‘Douchebag’

“Douchebag” by Runawaybox

January 1, 2009

Not a bad description.

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Cuban Taekwondo participant faces lifetime ban after kicking referee in face.

August 25, 2008

CNN/SI

BEIJING (AP) — A Cuban taekwondo athlete and his coach were banned for life after Angel Matos kicked the referee in the face following his bronze-medal match disqualification.

Cuban coach Leudis Gonzalez offered no apology for Matos’ actions during the men’s over-80 kg (176 pounds) match.

Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan’s Arman Chilmanov. He was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out.

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden. Matos then spat on the floor and was escorted out.

“He was too strict,” Gonzalez said, referring to the decision to disqualify Matos. Afterward, he charged the match was fixed, accusing the Kazakhs of offering him money.

“This is a strong violation of the spirit of taekwondo and the Olympic Games. The sanctions are the following and are effective immediately: Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the (World Taekwondo Federation) and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased,” said the announcer, reading a WTF release.

In his first match, Matos defeated Italy’s Leonardo Basile, then beat China’s Liu Xiaobo 2-1 in the quarterfinals. But he lost to South Korean Cha Dong-min in the semis to land in the bronze-medal match.

“To me it was obvious he was unable to continue,” Chilmanov said. “His toe on his left foot was broken.

Dimitri the Lover’s Monthly Meetings in Toronto

August 24, 2008

You might remember Dimitri the Lover, a self-described “seduction expert” that resides in Toronto from our highlighting of his antics early this summer. For a refresher on this douchebag, click here. Apparently, Dimitri leads a monthly meeting called Toronto Real Men. Some highlights of Dimitri’s course below.

“Unfortunately, due to absurd, unnatural, feminist-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, men are restricted from groping women at
will. Therefore, it is imperative that the touching be consensual. The key is getting women to feel both comfortable and aroused at the thought of being treated like a piece of meat at a slave auction.”

“Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40 Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products & courses, and a subscription to The Prophet’s controversial monthly newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.”

See the full ad for the August meeting here.

And, because I can’t resist the opportunity to laugh at Dimitri the Lover, here’s a voicemail of him darn near stalking a woman in the San Francisco area (allegedly). I’m assuming this woman was immune to his seduction techniques.

Gene Simmons meets a KISS uber-fan

July 9, 2008

Gene Simmons, douchebag, meets another douchebag at a book signing…blah, blah, blah….stupid fan stuff, blah, blah, blah. Fan desperately needs the tattoo removal services of TattoosGoneBad.com.

From TMZ.com

Dimitri the Lover-By far the creepiest douchebag you’re likely to ever hear about

June 28, 2008

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.

From EyeWeekly.com

In the summer of 2004, a newly single professional in his early forties wanted to sleep with as many women as possible. Sex being above all other considerations — time, money, shame — he took on the persona “Dimitri the Lover” and drafted a general sexual proposition for any “attractive, intelligent woman” who happened to read it. He printed a few thousand posters and hired a postering company. Together they placed them all over the city, from family-oriented neighbourhoods like the Beaches (where mothers’ groups ripped them down en masse) to York University campus (which alerted the police).

“I got dozens of responses. Dozens. And fucked maybe 20 women, something like that. Not a lot,” Dimitri tells me. Of course, most people who saw the poster thought it was a joke. I did, until Dimitri hit on me in Starbucks two years later. I was taken aback, mostly because of the way he looked: tall and broad-shouldered, with dark, gelled-back hair. A stranger on the street might nickname him “Dimitri the Lover” as a joke.

More on Dimitri the Douchebag

Dave Letterman toys with Spencer Pratt (douchebag from “The Hills”)

June 15, 2008

Letterman toys with this guy. Very funny, watch here.

And in case you don’t know who Spencer Pratt, don’t worry, you’re not really missing out. But watch this funny video explaining all about MTV’s “reality” show, “The Hills” and it’s cast.

Why not?

June 14, 2008

Caption this if you like.

Dance-off: Woman vs. Guido

June 12, 2008

This woman clowns the Guido so bad…hilarity. Well, hilarious when she’s in the frame. When it’s just the guido(s) dancing I feel like I’m a voyeur watching a seizure….and laughing.

Ghetto Prom

June 9, 2008

I found an old email I received sometime back. Timeless.

**Editor’s note** We’d love to feature some redneck stuff here, too. We ran a Oompa-Loompa (guido) feature last week, but we’d love to move the focus to our fine southern friends. If you have a link drop us a a line, or leave a comment and we’ll get back to you.

Feel free to submit your own captions in the Comment section.

1. Earth, Water, and Fire-the actual elements, not the band.

2. This one befuddles me.

3. Part bikini, part beach umbrella, all good.

4. An example of what happens when you pay $5k for your rims and tires; unable to pay for your date’s dress….well, all of it at least.

5. Somewhere a stripped-down living room set sits alone.

6. NBA players relegated to attending high school proms to avoid violence/arrest.

7. One of the least obvious elements to this picture is the mismatching of athletic sneakers with formal-wear. For shame!

8. Flaunt them while you can, I suppose.

9. This is not “The Answer” to any question.

10. For the fashionable, yet pregnant, high school prom guest.

11. While vinyl shower curtains will certainly deflect punch, I doubt it breathes.

12. She wanted a “safe” date, he wanted someone to try his latest design. Everybody wins.

13. Bad fashion sense knows no color barriers.

14. Umm….uh…..<shudders>

15. Inspired by Ice Cube’s “Ghetto Bird” from his album, “Lethal Injection”

Because it’s Monday, and you could use a boost…..

June 9, 2008

More from our friends at HotChickswithDouchebags.com. A few pics. of a gentleman known only as “Wheatstalks.”

Hmmm…the stalks seem to be thinning. Not such a bumper crop this year.