Posts Tagged ‘White trash’

Redneck Innovations: Homemade “lion” to guard your garage

June 12, 2009

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Kids atv-24 volts of POWER!

April 7, 2009

Kind of funny.  If only  the boy was wearing a wife beater and the girl had a terrible bleach job showing her roots.  Then it would have truly captured the spirit of power machines……or my family reunion.

Thanks to Pye for this one.  He claimed he hated the commercial but it was only because he’s too big to fit into the mini-vehicle he bought….

Redneck Inventions

February 8, 2009

Budweiser, not necessity, is the mother of these inventions.

The Redneck Camper

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The Homemade Tree Swing

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Redneck Wedding Dresses (probably not an invention, but I couldn’t pass these up)

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Cooler Racing

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The Modified Defroster

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The Discus Throw

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The Motorcycle Transport

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The Motorcycle Sidecar

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Sent in by Vitamin E

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

February 3, 2009

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man Part Deux

February 2, 2009

Steve just can’t catch a break. He’s already been arrested driving drunk on his lawnmower once before. One would think Steve would learn his lesson. One would be wrong.

Special dedication to Vitamin E as she’s not only a huge fan of Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man, but she also spent all day cleaning her basement after there was a sewage backup on her street.  Ewww…..

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man

January 29, 2009

“My wife said if I didn’t get her another beer, she was going to stab me in the face.”   Fair enough.

The Smoking Gun’s weekly mugshot roundup

November 16, 2008

Why are there so many of these tshirts with lettering in mugshots? My fellow caucasians, we can do better than this. Throw on a polo-shirt every once in awhile before you’re arrested, ok?  Stop dragging us all down.

More winners here.

Mom is drunk.

September 4, 2008

Proud son posts video of his mom on Youtube.

Budweiser, the crappiest of American beers, to possibly be purchased by a European beer company?!?!

June 12, 2008

Budweiser, while a terrible, terrible beer, is apparently being courted by Belgian Brewer InBev. Fear not, loyal Bud drinkers, if approved, the sale won’t result in a better taste, or really any taste, being added to your beer. Knock back a cold bottle of piss and read this.

Here’s to hoping they at least keep great commercials like this one coming.