How to test bulletproof glass in 1930? Fire a gun at your wife while she holds the glass in front of her face of course.

We’ve come a long way, baby.

The Egyptian “Hulk”

You really have to see this to believe it. Ck. out just a small sampling of what this amazing man can do.

This is the “Incredible Hulk” or the Samson of our times. He got married 28 times and has fathered 35 sons and daughters…. Medical tests have proven that his strength equals 260 horsepower. He can bend a metal coin with his eye socket or his tongue. Then he breaks it in two with his bare hands. Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah is a gifted man.

Allah has bestowed upon him great strength, but he uses it only to do good. This is a man on whom Allah has bestowed the strength of 30,000 men, or 260 horsepower. Allah has also blessed him with a faithful and humble heart, as well as good values and self-restraint.

Via Geekologie

Not a classic Disney film-“The Story of Menstration” from 1946

Cutting edge science from Walt Disney helped young girls in 1946.  Try not to snicker, it was a long time ago….remember girls, NO DANCING!

Hillary supporter in tears as she painfully discusses how she won’t vote for anyone this election.

Seriously…..like Hillary and Barack are really all that different.

Dimitri the Lover’s Monthly Meetings in Toronto

You might remember Dimitri the Lover, a self-described “seduction expert” that resides in Toronto from our highlighting of his antics early this summer. For a refresher on this douchebag, click here. Apparently, Dimitri leads a monthly meeting called Toronto Real Men. Some highlights of Dimitri’s course below.

“Unfortunately, due to absurd, unnatural, feminist-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, men are restricted from groping women at
will. Therefore, it is imperative that the touching be consensual. The key is getting women to feel both comfortable and aroused at the thought of being treated like a piece of meat at a slave auction.”

“Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40 Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products & courses, and a subscription to The Prophet’s controversial monthly newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.”

See the full ad for the August meeting here.

And, because I can’t resist the opportunity to laugh at Dimitri the Lover, here’s a voicemail of him darn near stalking a woman in the San Francisco area (allegedly). I’m assuming this woman was immune to his seduction techniques.

The Onion: Cosmo completes study on how to please your man

Very informative with possible Nobel prize implications.  The Onion News hosts dead-on portrayal of those vapid, empty-headed morning hosts on every major network deserves some type of award.

New Hillary Clinton video-Please help me pay off my loans…please? Pretty please?

This is rich. Hillary Clinton loaned herself around half of the $20 million she’s in debt when her campaign was broke back in January. She’s got to pay it back before her party’s convention in August or she’ll face some consequences. What do to? Beg while making your supporters think they’re doing something for the good of their country/party/gender. From Cnn.com. Watch Clinton’s money grubbing pleas yourself here.

Hillary Clinton is still on the hunt for campaign cash.

The New York Democrat is well over $20 million in debt, nearly half of which Clinton loaned herself personally earlier in the year when her campaign was virtually broke and faced life-or-death primary contests.

Watch: What went wrong for Clinton?

When it comes to recovering her personal loan, it’s a race against the clock.

Under campaign finance laws spearhead by current presumptive Republican nominee John McCain, Clinton must pay herself back before the party’s convention in late August, or else she is only allowed to receive $250,000.

Earlier: Clinton postpones debt repayment

In an e-mail to supporters earlier Monday afternoon, Clinton says she “has something I want to say,” and directs readers to a Web video in which she says “Today, I still need your help.”

Text next the video reads: “By helping us pay off our campaign debt, you’re not just helping Hillary elect a Democratic president and grow our majority in Congress. You’re making it possible for her to work as hard as she can on the issues we care about.”

Clinton also continued to praise onetime rival Barack Obama, saying she knows the Illinois senator shares the same goals as she.

The Obama campaign is reportedly open to helping Clinton raise money to pay off her lingering campaign debt, though no agreement has been announced yet. Under campaign finance laws, the Obama campaign is not allowed to retire Clinton’s debt directly.

Hillary Clinton apparently lost because she was a victim of sexism

It’s so fitting that this can be the only reason she lost. Of course it has nothing to do with her Bosnia flap, or that she seems so mechanical and uncharismatic.

I have a vision of the U.S…..a place where no matter your race or gender that you can run for President, and lose because people just simply didn’t like you or your policies. A nation where people look past your gender and see you for who you really are: a compulsive liar and opportunist that felt entitled to the Office from the time your spouse won in 1992. I feel like we’ve gotten closer……

Read story here

Looking forward now that we have nomination for both parties….

The above image is from Someecards.com, a great site with funny and snarky free e-cards. Their tagline sums it up: “When you care enough to hit send.” Ck. it out, there’s hundreds of funny ones for all occasions.

The one below became my new favorite when I found out my wife and I were pregnant for baby #2 while baby #1 was only 9 mos. old.

Apparently, the tv show “Firefly” is the epitome of male perpetuated violence and rape against women.

In case hard-core feminists still wonder why people roll their eyes as soon as they start ranting…Exhibit A: A feminist critique of Joss Whedon’s series, “Firefly.” Speaking out against discrimination is noble. Allowing your anger to cloud any sense of critical thinking and logic, not so noble.  Remember your freshman year on campus when you marveled at the assorted militant women’s groups that griped about every possible little thing?  This is kind of like that.  Not even sure what to say about this tripe.