Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss. He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent. Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.
Onion panelists debate the very real likelihood that the Chinese government is luring the world to Beijing to spring the mother of all traps on the international community. Tigers, dragons, and spike-lined pits are in our Olympians future.
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — The Cedar River poured over its banks here Thursday, forcing the evacuation of nearly 4,000 homes, causing a railroad bridge to collapse and leaving cars underwater on downtown streets.
Officials estimated that 100 blocks were underwater in Cedar Rapids, where several days of preparation could not hold back the rain-swollen river. Rescuers had to use boats to reach many stranded residents, and people could be seen dragging suitcases up closed highway exit ramps to escape the water.
