Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.
Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.
I’m baffled by the Christmas sweater tradition. They’re hideous, yet popular. Is it a generational thing? Ethnicity? Do women lose their sense of fashion once they hit menopause? One of my new favorite blogs, Catastrophe, published a collection of these handmade-horrors. Check out the full collection here.
You know…..well….oh, man…this is just pathetic. For only $35.00 you too can dress up your infant daughter too look like a bar skank. So precious. Novelty STD testing kit sold separately.
extremely funny, completely soft
shoes for babies 0-6 months
designed to look like high heels
Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.
An Orlando resident clearly saw the need for a 1-stop shopping experience for grapefruits, pitbull puppies, and babysitting services. Diversification is where it’s at these days.
Well, honestly, I’m not sure what the purpose of any garden sculpture is, well, besides those Virgin Mary altars made from bathtubs. Anyway, these zombie sculptures are scary as all get out. I have a weird fascination with zombies. Now a clown garden scultpure…..well, that’s just not even fun to imagine.
Artist: Alan Dickinson
Measurements: 31½”Wx19½”Dx8″H. 13 lbs.
Price: $89.95
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