Posts Tagged ‘tacky’

Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

April 23, 2009

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

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Christmas sweaters: why won’t they just DIE?!?!?

December 22, 2008

I’m baffled by the Christmas sweater tradition.  They’re hideous, yet popular.  Is it a generational thing?  Ethnicity?  Do women lose their sense of fashion once they hit menopause?  One of my new favorite blogs, Catastrophe, published a collection of these handmade-horrors.  Check out the full collection here.

Because it’s Never too Early to Raise a Skank: High Heels for Babies

September 12, 2008

You know…..well….oh, man…this is just pathetic.  For only $35.00 you too can dress up your infant daughter too look like a bar skank.  So precious.  Novelty STD testing kit sold separately.

extremely funny, completely soft
shoes for babies 0-6 months
designed to look like high heels

Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels!  Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.

Heelarious Official Website

God Bless the American Entrepreneur!

September 12, 2008

An Orlando resident clearly saw the need for a 1-stop shopping experience for grapefruits, pitbull puppies, and babysitting services.  Diversification is where it’s at these days.

Via Boing Boing

Zombie garden sculptures. Scary, sure, but are they effective?

July 8, 2008

(image from Nerd Approved)

Well, honestly, I’m not sure what the purpose of any garden sculpture is, well, besides those Virgin Mary altars made from bathtubs. Anyway, these zombie sculptures are scary as all get out. I have a weird fascination with zombies. Now a clown garden scultpure…..well, that’s just not even fun to imagine.

Artist: Alan Dickinson
Measurements: 31½”Wx19½”Dx8″H. 13 lbs.
Price: $89.95

Order one from Toscano Designs