Posts Tagged ‘video wars’

Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

April 23, 2009

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

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Video Wars: “All We’ve Been Through” by Ladomour

April 5, 2009

Combover+synthesizer+obsession with 1 cheesy video effect=our first Video Wars Submission in a long time.  Bonus: serious introspection at the 0:47 mark.

What’s up Izzy and Jon?  Whatchu got?

“All We Are” by Kim Mitchell. Could this be the crappiest music video of the 1980s?

March 2, 2009

Discuss.  You owe it to yourself to see the whole thing before making a decision.

Video Wars-“Treat Your Mother Right” by Mr. T

February 23, 2009

AWESOME……..

Video Wars: “Without You” by Mark Gormley

February 11, 2009

This is a potpourri of suckitude.

I wonder if Jon has given up?

Video Wars: “Shine on Me” by Chris Dane Owens

February 8, 2009

Higher than normal production value for a worse than normal song/video.

p.s.  Jon, I almost feel bad for this one….

Video Wars: “Why Must I Cry?” by Reh Dogg

January 6, 2009

Video Wars is coming at you with no mercy in the ’09.  The first attack of 2009, courtesy of Reh Dogg.  I’m not sure what this song is about…but, before you criticize the vocals, ponder the sentiment of lyricist and performer, Reh Dogg:

This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.

Happy New Year, Jon.

Video Wars: “Girl You Know it’s True” by Milli Vanilli

December 17, 2008

Et tu, Jonathon?

Video Wars: “Freaxx” by Brokencyde

November 23, 2008

Video Wars started as an informal gag between myself and some friends. We would send terrible music videos to one another in an attempt to out-mortify one another. These videos are not for the faint of heart, or for those who have an empty stomach. This week’s entry is “Freaxx” by Brokencyde. This is a perfect storm of terrible-ness and shows the ugly side of the availability of audio and video recording technology. Seriously, this might the most awful thing I’ve ever seen. I know it’ll be painful, but watch the whole thing. It jumps off to uncharted regions of suck around the 1:50 mark.

Video Wars-“Don’t Copy that Floppy”-classic anti-piracy ad from 1992

November 17, 2008

16 years have passed since this awful video. The means to copy and distribute all media, including software, has advanced exponentially, yet the doomsday scenarios in this video have yet to materialize. Long, but definitely worth it. Bonus: awful hip-hop moralizing.

Courtesy of Ghotiboy, a loyal Chum reader and contributor who looks and smells like a pirate.