Posts Tagged ‘awful’

The “Preggo Shuffle Rap.” Bleach for your eyes and daggers for your ears while recommended, are not provided.

February 17, 2009

I hate myself.  Watch at your….oh…..I just…….this is almost too much.  I challenge you to watch the whole thing.  Take 6 pregnant white women from the 80’s, then have them rap about exercising while pregnant, and finally watch as they ruin hip hop for eternity.  The last time I was this ashamed to be white was when Michael Jackson was charged a 2nd time for child molestation.

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Video Wars: “Without You” by Mark Gormley

February 11, 2009

This is a potpourri of suckitude.

I wonder if Jon has given up?

Video Wars: “Shine on Me” by Chris Dane Owens

February 8, 2009

Higher than normal production value for a worse than normal song/video.

p.s.  Jon, I almost feel bad for this one….

Tattoo that is too subtle for me to figure out

February 5, 2009

Somebody wasn’t hugged as a child.

FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.

Via The Smoking Gun

Video Wars: “Freaxx” by Brokencyde

November 23, 2008

Video Wars started as an informal gag between myself and some friends. We would send terrible music videos to one another in an attempt to out-mortify one another. These videos are not for the faint of heart, or for those who have an empty stomach. This week’s entry is “Freaxx” by Brokencyde. This is a perfect storm of terrible-ness and shows the ugly side of the availability of audio and video recording technology. Seriously, this might the most awful thing I’ve ever seen. I know it’ll be painful, but watch the whole thing. It jumps off to uncharted regions of suck around the 1:50 mark.

“Uncorrected Personality Traits” by Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians

November 14, 2008

Video Wars returns.  Happy Friday to Jon and Izzy.

Video Wars: “Dog Police” by…Dog Police

September 5, 2008

Happy birthday Jon. I have some awfulness wrapped all nice for you.

“The Final Countdown”-possibly the worst cover you might ever hear.

August 29, 2008

We posted a band from Norway’s rockabilly cover of Europe’s The Final Countdown earlier this month. Now, we present possibly the worst cover, of a bad song to begin with, ever. No idea of who this band is or where they’re playing. You must watch all of it. It’s hypnotically bad. The famous synthesizer part sounds like it’s played on a Fisher Price “My First Keyboard.” Seriously, watch the whole thing. You’ll thank me.

Sexy People

August 24, 2008

Sexy People just might be the funniest site you’ll see in awhile. Besides this one of course.  Their site is described as “A Celebration of The Perfect Portrait.” Who hasn’t had a photo that’s at least close to mortifying like, the ones below?   Readers can submit their photos and the worst (best?) ones will be displayed for us all to laugh at.  Enjoy and make sure you check by Sexy People again, they update the page frequently.

Brothers in Brew-1993

Ron and Janice-1993

Scouts-1996

Stryker-1983

Cousins-1990

Video Wars-Apache by Tommy Seebach

August 21, 2008

You all will be worse off from watching this.  Hypnotic.