Video Wars: “Without You” by Mark Gormley

This is a potpourri of suckitude.

I wonder if Jon has given up?

American Idol’s season premiere is Tues. Check out some of the worst auditions in the show’s history to prep yourself for the new season.

Pre-teen girls love American Idol runner-up David Archeletta. Example: their reaction to his losing the American Idol final.

I’m sure they’ll look back on this and laugh one day, but how did it get on the internet? Regardless, it’s funny.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog addresses Comic-Con 2008, and subsequently poops on them

If you know what Comic Con is, you’ll probably find this funny. NSFW language.

This reminded me of a classic Triumph skit from his days on Conan O’Brien. Triumph had been sent to cover the Hawaii auditions for American Idol. Fox had Triumph kicked off so a local NBC affiliate asked him to stop by the station and report on the weather.

Some great acoustic covers..no, seriously.

Awesome. Some mildly NSFW lyrics, but they fly by so fast nobody will notice.

“Straight Up” by Paula Abdul

“Yeah” by Usher

“Like a Prayer” by Madonna