Oh man…this is just so….awesome! Combine a thick European accent mumbling about “Sometimes, people make a war,” with shouts out to Tupac Shakur and you can’t go wrong.
Bring on the Video Wars, Jonathon and Izzy.
Posts Tagged ‘terrible’
Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple
April 23, 2009Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.
Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.
Video Wars: “All We’ve Been Through” by Ladomour
April 5, 2009Combover+synthesizer+obsession with 1 cheesy video effect=our first Video Wars Submission in a long time. Bonus: serious introspection at the 0:47 mark.
What’s up Izzy and Jon? Whatchu got?
Video Wars-“Treat Your Mother Right” by Mr. T
February 23, 2009AWESOME……..
Tattoo that is too subtle for me to figure out
February 5, 2009
Somebody wasn’t hugged as a child.
FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.
Via The Smoking Gun
Tattooing “0-16” on your chest will definitely prove you’re not a fair-weather fan of the Detroit Lions.
January 7, 2009I love the Detroit Lions, but this is just…uh…….huh. I think the misery that’s associated with following the Lions has done some permanent damage to this young man.
Video Wars: “Jesus is a Friend of Mine” by Sonseed
September 25, 2008Watching this reminds me of the shortest verse in the Bible. “Jesus wept.” If the intent of this video was to drive to your knees to pray to God for mercy, well…success.
Lots of math and calculations determine what Detroit Lions fans have known for several years: Joey Harrington is worst quarterback of all time.
June 25, 2008
“Listen to me. I will screw this franchise up so bad, everyone will forget about your poor play.”
Quarterback Att Rate Joey Harrington 2538 -2129 Rick Mirer 2043 -2081 David Carr 2206 -1804 Ryan Leaf 655 -1607 Frank Tripucka 1745 -1519 Mike Taliaferro 966 -1501 Gary Huff 788 -1433 Kim McQuilken 272 -1392 Alex Smith 800 -1353 Kent Nix 652 -1335 Davey O'Brien 478 -1320 Mike Phipps 1799 -1299 Kyle Boller 1311 -1292
Fumble the snap and read the rest courtesy of Pro-Football-Reference.com
