Oh man…this is just so….awesome! Combine a thick European accent mumbling about “Sometimes, people make a war,” with shouts out to Tupac Shakur and you can’t go wrong.
Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.
Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.
Combover+synthesizer+obsession with 1 cheesy video effect=our first Video Wars Submission in a long time. Bonus: serious introspection at the 0:47 mark.
FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.
I love the Detroit Lions, but this is just…uh…….huh. I think the misery that’s associated with following the Lions has done some permanent damage to this young man.
Watching this reminds me of the shortest verse in the Bible. “Jesus wept.” If the intent of this video was to drive to your knees to pray to God for mercy, well…success.
These little kids do their best, but man this just starts out bad and then it only gets worse. Although, this might still be better than the worst “Final Countdown” cover.
“Listen to me. I will screw this franchise up so bad, everyone will forget about your poor play.”
Quarterback Att Rate
Joey Harrington 2538 -2129
Rick Mirer 2043 -2081
David Carr 2206 -1804
Ryan Leaf 655 -1607
Frank Tripucka 1745 -1519
Mike Taliaferro 966 -1501
Gary Huff 788 -1433
Kim McQuilken 272 -1392
Alex Smith 800 -1353
Kent Nix 652 -1335
Davey O'Brien 478 -1320
Mike Phipps 1799 -1299
Kyle Boller 1311 -1292