Posts Tagged ‘terrible’

Video Wars-“Stop the War” by Speak the Hungarian rapper

June 16, 2009

Oh man…this is just so….awesome!  Combine a thick European accent mumbling about “Sometimes, people make a war,” with shouts out to Tupac Shakur and you can’t go wrong.

Bring on the Video Wars, Jonathon and Izzy.


Video Wars: Some horrific patriotic crap for the sheeple

April 23, 2009

Video Wars is a feature we run here periodically. A few years ago, a buddy of mine and I would try to out-mortify one another by sending horrific music video clips. Sadly, now I share them on this blog. So, you’re all collateral damage in our war. Anyway, I have no info. on this video, but perhaps it’s best you don’t know the artist or the song title as the names would haunt you forever. Crapitude such as this is best left unnamed.

Courtesy of Jon. Sorry everyone, that in his quest for vengence he had to involve you. He’s a cruel bastard as you can tell.

Video Wars: “All We’ve Been Through” by Ladomour

April 5, 2009

Combover+synthesizer+obsession with 1 cheesy video effect=our first Video Wars Submission in a long time.  Bonus: serious introspection at the 0:47 mark.

What’s up Izzy and Jon?  Whatchu got?

Video Wars-“Treat Your Mother Right” by Mr. T

February 23, 2009


Tattoo that is too subtle for me to figure out

February 5, 2009

Somebody wasn’t hugged as a child.

FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.

Via The Smoking Gun

Tattooing “0-16” on your chest will definitely prove you’re not a fair-weather fan of the Detroit Lions.

January 7, 2009

I love the Detroit Lions, but this is just…uh…….huh. I think the misery that’s associated with following the Lions has done some permanent damage to this young man.

Video Wars: “Jesus is a Friend of Mine” by Sonseed

September 25, 2008

Watching this reminds me of the shortest verse in the Bible.  “Jesus wept.”  If the intent of this video was to drive to your knees to pray to God for mercy, well…success.

Worst “Iron Man” cover ever

September 21, 2008

These little kids do their best, but man this just starts out bad and then it only gets worse. Although, this might still be better than the worst “Final Countdown” cover.

Lots of math and calculations determine what Detroit Lions fans have known for several years: Joey Harrington is worst quarterback of all time.

June 25, 2008

“Listen to me. I will screw this franchise up so bad, everyone will forget about your poor play.”

Quarterback      Att     Rate
Joey Harrington	 2538	-2129
Rick Mirer	 2043	-2081
David Carr	 2206	-1804
Ryan Leaf	  655	-1607
Frank Tripucka	 1745	-1519
Mike Taliaferro	  966	-1501
Gary Huff	  788	-1433
Kim McQuilken	  272	-1392
Alex Smith	  800	-1353
Kent Nix	  652	-1335
Davey O'Brien	  478	-1320
Mike Phipps	 1799	-1299
Kyle Boller	 1311	-1292

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