Because you can end up looking like this. The gentleman above took a time out from the barbershop to go and (allegedly) sell some crack cocaine. Police didn’t even allow him to get his braids finished before booking. Man, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a 1000 times. Selling narcotics can wait until after you’ve had your hair fully braided….or your wax done. What? Too much? Look, you’ll thank me one day.
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BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. — The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says a Bonita Springs man has been arrested after offering undercover deputy who was posing as a prostitute two cents for sex.
Fausino Diaz Hernandez, 46, has been charged with soliciting a prostitute. According to an arrest report, Hernandez offered a female undercover deputy two pennies on Thursday night. Acting Sgt. Matt Chitwood, of the narcotics and vice operations for the Bonita Springs Community Policing unit, said Hernandez offered the undercover deputy other things as well, including cigarette lighters and a bicycle. Hernandez’s arrest was part of a three-hour sting to crack down on prostitution in Bonita Springs. He was one of 10 men arrested during the sting.
“One for me, one for evidence, one for me, one for evidence…..”
(kidding….sort of)
Smuggling Storage Area #1-A British woman who allegedly hid cocaine under her wig has been arrested on suspicion of drug smuggling in Norway.
An airport customs officer noticed the 32-year-old had ‘a lot of hair’.
Closer examination revealed a one kilogram (2.2lb) bag of cocaine glued to her head under a hairpiece.
The Verdens Gang newspaper said the drug was glued so firmly to the woman’s real hair that police had to take her to hospital to have it removed.
A spokesman for Norway’s customs service said: ‘During a conversation with the woman, a customs official noticed she had a lot of hair and thought she was wearing a wig.
‘The woman and the drugs were later handed to police.’
The unnamed woman was stopped at Vaernes airport, near Trondheim, after flying in from Copenhagen on Sunday evening.
A court has remanded her until July 15.
Now, that’s a beeHIGHve
Smuggling Storage Area #2-Portage, Wisconsin (U.S.) police arrested Shavone Reece on charges of selling marijuana, cocaine, and a prescription drug to an undercover officer. Upon booking and a body cavity search, police found an amount of cocaine roughly the size of a golf ball in Ms. Reece’s…Ummm….uh…
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