Posts Tagged ‘Stupid Criminals’

Don’t get busted selling cocaine while getting your hair done.

June 21, 2009

Because you can end up looking like this.  The gentleman above took a time out from the barbershop to go and (allegedly) sell some crack cocaine.  Police didn’t even allow him to get his braids finished before booking.  Man, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a 1000 times.  Selling narcotics can wait until after you’ve had your hair fully braided….or your wax done.  What?  Too much?  Look, you’ll thank me one day.

Via Evansville Courier & Press

The Smoking Gun presents the Top Mugshots of 2008

December 22, 2008

The Smoking Gun presents their best mugshots from the 1000s that were submitted to them in 2008.  See the rest of them by clicking here.

You won’t take $0.02 for sex? Fine, I’ll throw in a lighter and a bicycle.

August 24, 2008

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says a Bonita Springs man has been arrested after offering undercover deputy who was posing as a prostitute two cents for sex.

Fausino Diaz Hernandez, 46, has been charged with soliciting a prostitute. According to an arrest report, Hernandez offered a female undercover deputy two pennies on Thursday night. Acting Sgt. Matt Chitwood, of the narcotics and vice operations for the Bonita Springs Community Policing unit, said Hernandez offered the undercover deputy other things as well, including cigarette lighters and a bicycle. Hernandez’s arrest was part of a three-hour sting to crack down on prostitution in Bonita Springs. He was one of 10 men arrested during the sting.


“World’s Greatest Dad” to be sentenced for child sex abuse this week.

August 18, 2008

Daniel Allen Everett plead guilty to child sex abuse after he showed up to meet what he thought was a 14 yr. old girl, but was instead greeted by police. Yes, that’s his booking shot above…yes, that does mean he was wearing that shirt when went to his clandestine rendezvous with what he thought was a young girl.  He’s going to be sentenced on Aug. 21 in Pontiac, Michigan. Authorities haven’t indicated if Everett actually has children.

From CNN

Winnie the Pooh busted for mugging men

August 12, 2008

Mugger arrested despite cunning Winnie the Pooh disguise

Tokyo police arrested a 20-year-old man on Monday for mugging two men last month with three teenage boys while they were dressed as Winnie the Pooh and other characters.

“It seemed like the thing to do at the time,” Kita-ku resident Masayuki Ishikawa told police. He was arrested for robbery and injury.

According to police, Ishikawa picked a fight with two people including a 27-year-old man on a street near his house and dragged them to a nearby park, where he robbed them of about 18,000 yen in cash. The 27-year-old man suffered a cut lip, which is expected to take about two weeks to heal.

Ishikawa and his accomplices obtained the outfits from the home of a 16-year-old high school boy. Police say they plan to report Ishikawa’s three accomplices to local prosecutors in the near future.


Two idiots attempt to cash social security check of dead man while dead man waits patiently in a wheelchair in front of the store.

August 11, 2008

“They didn’t kill the guy. He died of natural causes. But they were all about not letting the situation go to waste,” a police source said. “‘How are we going to cash it? Let’s bring him with us.’ They must watch too many movies.”

The roommate, James O’Hare, and his pal David Dalaia attempted to dress Cintron’s corpse in a pair of pants, a T-shirt and sneakers, police said. When they couldn’t get the pants to his waist, the 65-year-old men threw a jacket over his crotch and wheeled him from his W.52nd St. apartment to a check-cashing outlet around the block on Ninth Ave., police said.

“Witnesses observed Mr. Cintron flopping from side to side and these individuals propping him up as they rolled along,” said NYPD spokesman Paul Browne.

The men left Cintron’s body outside while they went into Pay-O-Matic, where Cintron always cashed his checks, police said.

An employee recognized the name on the $355 check, and when he asked to see Cintron, O’Hare said, “He’s outside. We’ll get him,” according to police.

“They were trying to pass the guy off as alive,” Pay-O-Matic clerk Mariano Galvez told the Daily News. “They just left the body in the chair outside.”

The casual corpse on the sidewalk at 3:45p.m. drew a large crowd, including an on-duty detective who was eating lunch at a restaurant next-door. He reported the incident and called the Emergency Medical Service.

As O’Hare went to get Cintron, an ambulance arrived to cart his remains off to the morgue, police said. Moments later, O’Hare and Dalaia were taken to the Midtown North stationhouse, where last night police were preparing to charge them with check fraud.

A neighbor of the roommates, Jeff Bell, 51, said the pair had lived together for years and that Cintron had Alzheimer’s disease.

More at NY Daily News

Just like a wap to bring a knife to a gunfight

May 14, 2008

Not so bright