Because you can end up looking like this. The gentleman above took a time out from the barbershop to go and (allegedly) sell some crack cocaine. Police didn’t even allow him to get his braids finished before booking. Man, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a 1000 times. Selling narcotics can wait until after you’ve had your hair fully braided….or your wax done. What? Too much? Look, you’ll thank me one day.
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The Smoking Gun presents the Top Mugshots of 2008
December 22, 2008The Smoking Gun presents their best mugshots from the 1000s that were submitted to them in 2008. See the rest of them by clicking here.
You won’t take $0.02 for sex? Fine, I’ll throw in a lighter and a bicycle.
August 24, 2008BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. — The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says a Bonita Springs man has been arrested after offering undercover deputy who was posing as a prostitute two cents for sex.
Fausino Diaz Hernandez, 46, has been charged with soliciting a prostitute. According to an arrest report, Hernandez offered a female undercover deputy two pennies on Thursday night. Acting Sgt. Matt Chitwood, of the narcotics and vice operations for the Bonita Springs Community Policing unit, said Hernandez offered the undercover deputy other things as well, including cigarette lighters and a bicycle. Hernandez’s arrest was part of a three-hour sting to crack down on prostitution in Bonita Springs. He was one of 10 men arrested during the sting.
“World’s Greatest Dad” to be sentenced for child sex abuse this week.
August 18, 2008Daniel Allen Everett plead guilty to child sex abuse after he showed up to meet what he thought was a 14 yr. old girl, but was instead greeted by police. Yes, that’s his booking shot above…yes, that does mean he was wearing that shirt when went to his clandestine rendezvous with what he thought was a young girl. He’s going to be sentenced on Aug. 21 in Pontiac, Michigan. Authorities haven’t indicated if Everett actually has children.
From CNN
Winnie the Pooh busted for mugging men
August 12, 2008Mugger arrested despite cunning Winnie the Pooh disguise
Tokyo police arrested a 20-year-old man on Monday for mugging two men last month with three teenage boys while they were dressed as Winnie the Pooh and other characters.
“It seemed like the thing to do at the time,” Kita-ku resident Masayuki Ishikawa told police. He was arrested for robbery and injury.
According to police, Ishikawa picked a fight with two people including a 27-year-old man on a street near his house and dragged them to a nearby park, where he robbed them of about 18,000 yen in cash. The 27-year-old man suffered a cut lip, which is expected to take about two weeks to heal.
Ishikawa and his accomplices obtained the outfits from the home of a 16-year-old high school boy. Police say they plan to report Ishikawa’s three accomplices to local prosecutors in the near future.