Things you see in a grocery store parking lot: shopping carts, cars, 51 yr. old man making out with blow up dolls.

(plastic skanks in question)

George Bartusek was arrested for Disturbing the Peace when he was seen making out with plastic blow up dolls in a Publix grocery store parking lot.  This quote kind of sums it up:

“I’ve never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it’s no good,” said witness Phyllis Shepard.

Via MSNBC

Why does local news always suck?–Man arrested for having sex with vacuum in car wash

(Recreated picture of the alleged menage a trois)

Mad props to Jon for sending this and the headline which I blatantly ripped off.

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

From WWMT

Man admits to having sex with 1,000 cars

Herbie the Love Bug scoffs and refers to man as a “rookie.” Freakish. Picture of man below scoping out a potential date for the weekend.