Why does local news always suck?–Man arrested for having sex with vacuum in car wash

(Recreated picture of the alleged menage a trois)

Mad props to Jon for sending this and the headline which I blatantly ripped off.

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

From WWMT

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3 Responses to “Why does local news always suck?–Man arrested for having sex with vacuum in car wash”

  1. jeanz. Says:

    haha. lets hear it for michiganders!!

  2. Matt Says:

    OUCH! You can’t be serious!

  3. this buddy of mine Says:

    Is that all a pocket full of quarters will get you in Saginaw? Man…you have to get to Vegas…you could of at least got a toothless midget for 30 minutes with a roll of 25 cent’ers!

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