“Kush Support-A Natural Rest for the Breast”

What. The. Hell?

Via Geekologie

Beauty is in the eye of the……oh nevermind.

Sent in by Tara, who denies taking this picture in her living room with her man friend.

“Love Story”-the timeless tale of what a man will do to win back his lost love

Kind of epic in a way..I suppose.  The gentleman featured in the video wrote, directed, and starred in this video which was intended to win back his lost love..by moving a lot of hay,  rocks, and tractor tires.  Tried and true methods gents, pay attention.  Hey, at least it features “When I See You Smile” by Bad English.  Who?  Just watch already….it’s good for a laugh or two.

An Interview with Cupid

It’s not an easy job…

Things you see in a grocery store parking lot: shopping carts, cars, 51 yr. old man making out with blow up dolls.

(plastic skanks in question)

George Bartusek was arrested for Disturbing the Peace when he was seen making out with plastic blow up dolls in a Publix grocery store parking lot.  This quote kind of sums it up:

“I’ve never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it’s no good,” said witness Phyllis Shepard.

Via MSNBC

Axe Dark Temptation Spray Deodorant Ad Banned in India

The Indian government has banned a new television ad for Axe Body Spray. The commercial for the new Axe scent, Dark Temptation, features a man turning into solid chocolate and being, literally, pecked at by various women. India’s Ministry of Information and Broadcasting pulled the ad after receiving a complaint from a viewer. Check out the ad and judge for yourself.

Via Wall Street Journal

Alexyss K. Tylor, Atlanta Public Access Superstar and amateur sexual therapist.

Alexyss K. Tylor hosts a weekly show on Atlanta’s Public Access TV9 in which she talks about the “spiritual power of the vagina and penis.” Her message isn’t all that bizarre, but she’s got a straight up hilarious delivery. She’s developed quite a cult following on the internet and Atlanta, charging between $2500-5000 per speaking engagement. NSFW language, and for mature audiences only.

Win your ex-girlfriend back for only $47

“Discover Dirty Psychological Tricks To Quickly & Easily Win A Girlfriend Back After A Breakup…”

Such is the claim of Ex Girlfriend Guru Matt Huston. His system for winning back an ex-girlfriend claims to have an 83.6% success rate. 1 of my favorite courses in grad school was “Data Analysis.” Boring, sure, but it was quite insightful in demonstrating how incredibly easy it is to make just about any set of numbers you collect say just about whatever you want it to say.

The Guru’s system claims to solve 2 of your problems:

1. You’re going to get your ex girlfriend back.

2. After you get her back, you’re going to “train” her to treat you like a King.

Included in this package is the book “Ex2-How to Win Your Girlfriend Back” and a sure to be controversial guide to female psychology titled “Train Your Girlfriend.” Highlights from “Train Your Girlfriend” include:

Learn the little known method for “training” your girlfriend to behave in all the right ways. Say goodbye to bratty, bitchy mood swings for good! (See Pages #39 – 45)

The #1 most important thing ALL MEN must know before getting into a relationship. (See Page #13)

Discover the key to keeping your girlfriend attracted to you for as long as you want. Adopt these powerful secrets and you’ll be batting women off you like mosquitoes on blood. (See Page #19)

How to virtually “cheat proof” your girlfriend so she’ll become super loyal, very quickly. (See Page #33)

Ck. out the whole system at ExGirlfriendGuru.com

The Onion: Cosmo completes study on how to please your man

Very informative with possible Nobel prize implications.  The Onion News hosts dead-on portrayal of those vapid, empty-headed morning hosts on every major network deserves some type of award.

“If Your Last Girlfriend Had an IMDB Page”

IMDB.com is the premier movie database on the web.  Besides cast and plot info., the site also shows trivia for each movie.   Cracked.com ran a funny spot showcasing what a trivia page of your last girlfriend would look like.  It’s not pretty.

Read here.