(plastic skanks in question)
George Bartusek was arrested for Disturbing the Peace when he was seen making out with plastic blow up dolls in a Publix grocery store parking lot. This quote kind of sums it up:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it’s no good,” said witness Phyllis Shepard.
Via MSNBC
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