Posts Tagged ‘Michael Jackson’

Ebony Magazine’s prediction of what Michael Jackson would look like in 2000.

July 28, 2009

Here’s what Ebony Magazine predicted the late Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000. Maybe just a bit off on their prediction.

Ebony’s Prediction

What MJ actually looked like in 2000

mj-face-9-2000

Thanks to Izzy via Reason Magazine.

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Michael Jackson’s father continues to pimp out his record label

June 30, 2009

Joe Jackson might the most opportunistic douchebag in history.  That covers a lot of ground, people.  Fresh off his bizarre interview at the BET Awards where he plugged his new record label, Joe couldn’t help but plug is record label again while at a press conference.

Why is Al Sharpton on the stage?  Nevermind, there’s cameras around……

Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

June 29, 2009

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

80’s Medley on Violin

February 12, 2009

Sounds better than I had anticipated.

These dancing squirrels aren’t half-bad….

November 15, 2008

Michael Jackson would be proud of this choreography, God rest his soul.  Wait..what?  We’re getting word that Michael’s still alive.  Not confirmed yet, but we’ll get back with you.

750 lb. pumpkin vs. a waterbed in a Hooters parking lot.

October 31, 2008

No, that’s not the setup to a joke.

New zombie walk world record set in Grand Rapids, MI last night.

October 31, 2008

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) — A world record number of zombies came to Rosa Parks Circle in Grand Rapids Thursday night.

An estimated 2,000 people dressed up in their best ghoulish costume and broke the mark for largest zombie walk.

They also donated 8,000 cans of food for the Second Harvest Gleaners Food Bank of West Michigan – 5,000 by participants and 3,000 by Meijer stores.

Organizer Rob Bliss spread the word with the help of Facebook.com.

The old record – 1,028 zombies – was set last year at the Monroeville Mall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

This is pretty sweet.  From my understanding, the cops never blocked off the streets, so ghouls were marauding through regular traffic.

Indian “Thriller” with subtitles

October 16, 2008

Well, the subtitles are actually based on what the lyrics sound like. Either way, this is some good stuff. Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave. RIP, MJ. More funny Indian music videos at Buffalax’s Youtube Channel.

**Update** Apparently Michael Jackson is still alive.

What Michael Jackson would look like without his own on call plastic surgeon.

August 28, 2008

The Daily Mail just ran the photo below of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50, according to “experts.” Contrast that with the recent photo of The King of Pop below. Quite a difference. The article also talks about how Jackson is in serious debt but reportedly turned down a 30 concert deal in London where he would be paid $1 million per show. Wow. For a tenth of that money I’ll do the whole MJ catalog and dance my arse off. Badly.

Dancing midget Michael Jackson

August 26, 2008

I can’t believe I just typed that.