Michael Jackson’s father continues to pimp out his record label

Joe Jackson might the most opportunistic douchebag in history.  That covers a lot of ground, people.  Fresh off his bizarre interview at the BET Awards where he plugged his new record label, Joe couldn’t help but plug is record label again while at a press conference.

Why is Al Sharpton on the stage?  Nevermind, there’s cameras around……

Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

Indian “Thriller” with subtitles

Well, the subtitles are actually based on what the lyrics sound like. Either way, this is some good stuff. Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave. RIP, MJ. More funny Indian music videos at Buffalax’s Youtube Channel.

**Update** Apparently Michael Jackson is still alive.

What Michael Jackson would look like without his own on call plastic surgeon.

The Daily Mail just ran the photo below of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50, according to “experts.” Contrast that with the recent photo of The King of Pop below. Quite a difference. The article also talks about how Jackson is in serious debt but reportedly turned down a 30 concert deal in London where he would be paid $1 million per show. Wow. For a tenth of that money I’ll do the whole MJ catalog and dance my arse off. Badly.