Michael Jackson’s father grieves by plugging his record label. Just a bizarre interview from start to finish.

Weird man..it gets even weirder from around the 1:00 mark.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael gives one of the most bizarre red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen.  Watch as Joe has his publicist, attorney, and business partner all chime in.  Bonus fail: Joe plugs his latest business venture at the end.  He seems to show none of the grief you’d expect from a father that had just lost his meal ticket son.

The best goal off a penalty shot you’ll see in awhile

Tricky, tricky.

Shameless plug: Chum Bucket mints

These lovely mints sound about as disgusting as you’d imagine.  The manufacturer openly admits they “have the flavor of fish guts.”  You’d have to have very particular tastes to enjoy these….the same kind of taste that would lead you to this blog daily.  Order yours from Archie McPhee.

Sent in by Abe: my pun-loving, Chum-reading brother.

Burger King employee bathes in restaurant sink. Filmed to prove that Burger King employees actually bathe.

(I worked at a fast food spot in college, so ease up BK employees, I know not all of you are dirty)

Xenia, Ohio-somewhere near Dayton-The above gent, described as “Mr. Unstable”, starred in a video featured on MySpace where he bathes nude in a Burger King sink. Fear not, he didn’t capture the action on a tripod, several coworkers, including a manager watched the spectacle. The local health inspector, and BK Corporate, are not amused. Check out the reaction of disgusted customers. If they’re this upset about this incident they’d freak if they knew the other things that go on at a fast food chain.

“Burger King Corp. was just notified of this incident and is cooperating fully with the health department. We have sanitized the sink and have disposed of all other kitchen tools and utensils that were used during the incident.
We have also taken appropriate corrective action on the employees that were involved in this video. Additionally, the remaining staff at this restaurant is being retrained in health and sanitation procedures.”

Video here.

Pure evil-Czech boy caged by his cannibal family as they ate parts of him

From The Sun-UK

A boy of seven was kept chained in a cellar by his cannibal family — as they ATE parts of him.

Sobbing Ondrej Mauerova was rescued alive when a neighbour’s TV picked up footage from a camera filming his agony.

He had been partially skinned after monstrous mum Klara, 31, caged him for months while relatives who were also in a sick cult feasted on his raw flesh, an appalled judge heard yesterday.

The mum wept in a Czech court as her evil was exposed in a case echoing the Fritzl dungeon horror in Austria.

Ondrej and his helpless brother Jakub, nine, were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables as they were ritually TORTURED, BURNT and WHIPPED with belts.

Their life of hell only ended when a neighbour in the city of Brno bought a CCTV baby monitor. Instead of pictures of his newborn he was confronted by live images of Ondrej naked in the cellar — beaten and chained.

Cops swooped on the house next door and also freed a girl posing as an adopted sister aged 13 and clutching a teddy.

Barbora Skrlova, cult member

She later turned out to be 34 — and one of the torturers. The boys’ mum accused the woman — fellow cult member Barbora Skrlova — of brainwashing her. She wailed: “Terrible things have happened. I realise it and can’t understand how I could have allowed it.”

The court in her home city heard the abuse of her children was co-ordinated via text messages sent by a leader of the Grail Movement cult — who was known only as the “Doctor”.

Her sister Katerina was also involved.

The abuse trial of the boys’ mum, another relative and their bogus sister Skrlova — who fled and was later found posing as a boy in Norway — continues.

Three others also face charges.

Mom Klara Mauerova holding fellow cult member Barbora Skrlova, while 7 yr. old Ondrej Mauerova stands holding a paddle on right of picture, son 9 yr. old Jakob is standing in the rear.