I found an old email I received sometime back. Timeless.
**Editor’s note** We’d love to feature some redneck stuff here, too. We ran a Oompa-Loompa (guido) feature last week, but we’d love to move the focus to our fine southern friends. If you have a link drop us a a line, or leave a comment and we’ll get back to you.
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1. Earth, Water, and Fire-the actual elements, not the band.
2. This one befuddles me.
3. Part bikini, part beach umbrella, all good.
4. An example of what happens when you pay $5k for your rims and tires; unable to pay for your date’s dress….well, all of it at least.
5. Somewhere a stripped-down living room set sits alone.
6. NBA players relegated to attending high school proms to avoid violence/arrest.
7. One of the least obvious elements to this picture is the mismatching of athletic sneakers with formal-wear. For shame!
8. Flaunt them while you can, I suppose.
9. This is not “The Answer” to any question.
10. For the fashionable, yet pregnant, high school prom guest.
11. While vinyl shower curtains will certainly deflect punch, I doubt it breathes.
12. She wanted a “safe” date, he wanted someone to try his latest design. Everybody wins.
13. Bad fashion sense knows no color barriers.
14. Umm….uh…..<shudders>
15. Inspired by Ice Cube’s “Ghetto Bird” from his album, “Lethal Injection”
Tags: Douchebag, Ghetto, guido, Hip-Hop, Ice-Cube, prom, R&B, Rap, Urban
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June 10, 2008 at 9:52 am |
Wow…
July 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm |
It is people like these that cause me to have my Cherokee moments…after seeing this, I’m not even claiming that I’m black!!! I won’t even ask where the parents were when they let their kids out dressed (or UNDRESSED) like that. The school districts should be sanctined. Looks like they’re running a brothel instead of classes!
September 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm |
Stop HATIN Stephannie
January 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm |
Stunning, I did not know about this topic till now. Thanx!
April 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm |
man this is rediculous ppl like that should be a shaimed of there self n blck n latino’s wonder why we get called the names we get called dang cuz ya do dum stuff like dis n the event u were going to was FORMAL